The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

**Neo Emolga** · 08-13-2017, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

What? You think I'm scared of an overgrown chicken? Besides, you didn't create my world. The Shaymin did. Much like horcruxes only fragments of me exist in the Pokémon world. But my core, you cannot touch.

So when does the magical Shaymin of happiness, love, and endless orange juice return?

WE WANT THE SHAYMIN! WE WANT THE SHAYMIN!

**LKWayvern** · 08-13-2017, 12:52 AM

Originally Posted by Neo Emolga

So when does the magical Shaymin of happiness, love, and endless orange juice return?

WE WANT THE SHAYMIN! WE WANT THE SHAYMIN!

Would you settle for the umbreon of chaos, dreams, and chaotic dreams?

**Caite-chan** · 08-13-2017, 01:00 AM

You're all off in la la land. xD

**Chakramaster** · 08-13-2017, 01:30 AM

Okay that's it. Time to unleash the magical spells to create even more chaos using the magical spells of mythical creatures and unown. The Madder shall lose his mind even more so, but in reverse. Sacred Fire shall be curious, but something else catches his we. Above all else....a certain Emolga will have a hidden stash of wigs.

Me? I dunno. Take a guess

**Noblejanobii** · 08-13-2017, 01:37 AM

Originally Posted by Neo Emolga

So when does the magical Shaymin of happiness, love, and endless orange juice return?

WE WANT THE SHAYMIN! WE WANT THE SHAYMIN!

First off it's apple juice not orange juice. The Shaymin hates orange juice.

Secondly, whenever she feels like. Right now she's busy trying to murder dialga for reasons I'm not allowed to discuss at the moment.

**Neo Emolga** · 08-13-2017, 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by Chakramaster

Okay that's it. Time to unleash the magical spells to create even more chaos using the magical spells of mythical creatures and unown. The Madder shall lose his mind even more so, but in reverse. Sacred Fire shall be curious, but something else catches his we. Above all else....a certain Emolga will have a hidden stash of wigs.

Me? I dunno. Take a guess

ACK, HE KNOWS! But I swear, I only have two of them! Unless someone added a third that I'm not aware about!

For you? I crown thee magical Pikachu of Oreo cookies and Happy Thursday pink Post-It Notes! That comes with bonus strawberry-flavored butterfly wings that give you the power to play Wheel of Fortune upside down and sing We Didn't Start the Fire backwards.

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

First off it's apple juice not orange juice. The Shaymin hates orange juice.

Secondly, whenever she feels like. Right now she's busy trying to murder dialga for reasons I'm not allowed to discuss at the moment.

Apple juice, mango juice, banana juice, WHAT DOES IT MATTER!?

Madder Hatter, I demand thee leave else I shall henceforth turn you into prickly-pear cactus with Arizona license plate that says "POOFY." As for Dialga, I shall eliminate him by means of flurry of sharpened Applebees gift cards and the legendary raccoon and rabbit armada. This deals 14,843K HP damage and causes terminal mad cow disease poisoning on Dialga, which disrupts the time stream and turns him into a losing New York state lottery ticket, thus restoring peace to the land and thus gives the Shaymin opportunity to return and enjoy free blueberry pancakes at Outback Steakhouse every second Tuesday starting after Christmas 2019.

HOORAY, OUR HERO HAS RETURNED!!!

AD · 08-13-2017, 03:41 AM

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

First off it's apple juice not orange juice. The Shaymin hates orange juice.

Secondly, whenever she feels like. Right now she's busy trying to murder dialga for reasons I'm not allowed to discuss at the moment.

Dialga is an overgrown metallic Richard. That's what humans say right? Richard? I'd much rather just say Diglett

**Chakramaster** · 08-13-2017, 04:12 AM

Originally Posted by Neo Emolga

ACK, HE KNOWS! But I swear, I only have two of them! Unless someone added a third that I'm not aware about!

For you? I crown thee magical Pikachu of Oreo cookies and Happy Thursday pink Post-It Notes! That comes with bonus strawberry-flavored butterfly wings that give you the power to play Wheel of Fortune upside down and sing We Didn't Start the Fire backwards.

Maybe. Maybe I switched out all your wigs for one of a longer reddish purple. Just a possibility.

That....sounds weird and awesome xD. I don't think it's weird enough though. Needs more insanity!

**Neo Emolga** · 08-13-2017, 04:12 AM

Originally Posted by Sacred Fire

Dialga is an overgrown metallic Richard. That's what humans say right? Richard? I'd much rather just say Diglett

WAS. But I took away his bicycle and his beloved cranberry scones, which at least had him applying for financial aid. I also made sure his record deal didn't go through either, which gave me a little more money and time for growing pumpkins and marshmallow horses and snowshoe hares, so I have that going for me. But when it comes to Richard Dialga Ditlett, I definitely think he's afraid of me now. His pens dried up and he had no choice but to sell his bones for mashed potatoes. They're fresh, though.

I definitely think I won this one.

Originally Posted by Chakramaster

Maybe. Maybe I switched out all your wigs for one of a longer reddish purple. Just a possibility.

That....sounds weird and awesome xD. I don't think it's weird enough though. Needs more insanity!

No, no, no, pinkish purple! But you were close, so you at least get your chocolate doughnut.

Of course it is! It at least got your score to 143,294 which is pretty impressive. I think some extra sugar and pillows might help give that an even nicer boost, but that depends on whether you're willing to put up with being on Neptune a little longer. It's a rough ride but I think you're one of the few that could be up for it.