The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

[Noblejanobii]

Dialga is an overgrown metallic Richard. That's what humans say right? Richard? I'd much rather just say Diglett

Very nice. I'd say that's a Shakespearean level insult right there. But yes, the Shaymin agrees. She's had ten losses in this nuzlocke so far and three of them have been to Dialga.

Apple juice, mango juice, banana juice, WHAT DOES IT MATTER!?

Madder Hatter, I demand thee leave else I shall henceforth turn you into prickly-pear cactus with Arizona license plate that says "POOFY." As for Dialga, I shall eliminate him by means of flurry of sharpened Applebees gift cards and the legendary raccoon and rabbit armada. This deals 14,843K HP damage and causes terminal mad cow disease poisoning on Dialga, which disrupts the time stream and turns him into a losing New York state lottery ticket, thus restoring peace to the land and thus gives the Shaymin opportunity to return and enjoy free blueberry pancakes at Outback Steakhouse every second Tuesday starting after Christmas 2019.

HOORAY, OUR HERO HAS RETURNED!!!

Fine, I'll go back to dealing with the spambots. Never get to have any fun around here. Hooray the shaymin has returned blah blah blah.

AWWWW Neo but I was having so much fun on the Battle Subway! Kinda. 48BP is actually a lot harder to get than I anticipated. But I will do it. I WILL SUCCEED!

Also the juice does matter because Apple Juice is superior.

[Neo Emolga]

@Neo Emolga close enough. Maybe it's multiple different varieties of the and style!

That is pretty impressive! Sugar pillows with that boost? Even better. I think more insanity like drawing on faces of those that are sleeping. Beating out the Jigglypuffs for that one. Transformations? Mutations? Maybe making those weird sound effects like that one guy from Police Academy? Insert a few Whose Line puns from Colin and Ryan. Throw cake at others only to watch them eat it. Taking the whole "let them eat cake" line to a whole new level. Then we can all simultaneously dab with Team Instinct's leader, Sparky.

See, I know the truth. I KNOW IT! Sparky, Team Instinct's leader, is actually Richie's Pikachu, Sparky. HE'S JUST PRETENDING TO BE HUMAN. And then when no one suspects it, there's going to be tangerines everywhere, followed up by sugar syrup anime cat invasion. Ladies and gentlemen, we CANNOT continue to stand by like lazy cream lumps sitting in line waiting for a midnight movie release. The time is NOW. We need weapons, and there's no better weapon than music. Play something, even if you can't actually play it. Whack the piano. Randomly strum the guitar. Make the violin screech. ANYTHING!

Very nice. I'd say that's a Shakespearean level insult right there. But yes, the Shaymin agrees. She's had ten losses in this nuzlocke so far and three of them have been to Dialga.

Fine, I'll go back to dealing with the spambots. Never get to have any fun around here. Hooray the shaymin has returned blah blah blah.

AWWWW Neo but I was having so much fun on the Battle Subway! Kinda. 48BP is actually a lot harder to get than I anticipated. But I will do it. I WILL SUCCEED!

Also the juice does matter because Apple Juice is superior.

THE FUZZY FLOWERY HEDGEHOG RETURNS! And yes, you will do it! I mean it may take a while, but someday! Or you'll simply move on and seek better prospects. Like drunken Mario Kart racing!

And yes, apple juice is superior. The SHAYMIN OF HIGH IMMORTALITY AND EPIC SUPER INDUSTRIAL-SIZED AWESOMENESS HAS SPOKEN.

[Noblejanobii]

THE FUZZY FLOWERY HEDGEHOG RETURNS! And yes, you will do it! I mean it may take a while, but someday! Or you'll simply move on and seek better prospects. Like drunken Mario Kart racing!

And yes, apple juice is superior. The SHAYMIN OF HIGH IMMORTALITY AND EPIC SUPER INDUSTRIAL-SIZED AWESOMENESS HAS SPOKEN.

Haha nice to see you too, Neo. I'm actually doing pretty well. I can get all the way to 14 battles and then after that I always lose so it is going to take awhile to get 48 BP.

INDEED

Also I'm getting my hair dyed today and I'm so excited.

[Neo Emolga]

Also I'm getting my hair dyed today and I'm so excited.

Shaymin green, perhaps?

How did it all go?