Quote Originally Posted by Neo Emolga View Post
"Why yes we have! It's the new and improved Torracat-sized body bag, complete with a stylish black finish, a handy dandy zipper that never gets stuck no matter how much Torracat fur it rips into, and it even includes a kitty litter compartment just perfect for when the Torracat inevitably craps itself upon death! I can treat you and your whole family to one just in time for the holidays! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goooooood loooooong night!"

That snarky smile definitely needs to be dismantled. I nominate glue. Or tar. Or gum. Or chemical weapons of mass destruction. Surely one of those will do.
I just want to say your comments are the best, and posting is always exciting because I get to read them. XD