PXR Pairs Thread

[Neo Emolga]

I really want to cosplay him. No one does his hair right and it bugs the unholy crap out of me. I'm one of those picky ones where everything has to be right...lol.

Neo says there's not a snowballs chance in Hell but we all know he secretly wants to wear them thigh high boots like Jessie. LMFAO

Oh, it's not the boots I'd be worried about. Her crazy hair is the real challenge.

And, there's the simple truth that I share a lovely 0% physical resemblance to her in terms of height, body frame, and all that stuff. I might as well be trying to cosplay as Meowth. XD

[Chakramaster]

Oh, it's not the boots I'd be worried about. Her crazy hair is the real challenge.

And, there's the simple truth that I share a lovely 0% physical resemblance to her in terms of height, body frame, and all that stuff. I might as well be trying to cosplay as Meowth. XD

Oh come now Neo. Anything is possible with cosplay. Jessie would totally work for you just as Meowth would. Otherwise that's like saying Pikachu wouldn't work for Gemma and I. I mean you managed to pull off an Emolga onesie. If you can do that you could totally pull off a Jessie. It just takes effort.

[Neo Emolga]

Oh come now Neo. Anything is possible with cosplay. Jessie would totally work for you just as Meowth would. Otherwise that's like saying Pikachu wouldn't work for Gemma and I. I mean you managed to pull off an Emolga onesie. If you can do that you could totally pull off a Jessie. It just takes effort.

Nah, forget Jessie and how much of a wonky gender-bending psychosis that would be. I'd WAY rather see you and @Lunar Latias cosplay as two lovey-dovey Pikachus. You two could do that infectious Pikachu dance together, go skipping through the park, and then share a vanilla shake.

Meanwhile, the rest of us would be going "DAAWWWWWWWW!" the whole time. XD

[Suicune's Fire]

Nah, forget Jessie and how much of a wonky gender-bending psychosis that would be. I'd WAY rather see you and @Lunar Latias cosplay as two lovey-dovey Pikachus. You two could do that infectious Pikachu dance together, go skipping through the park, and then share a vanilla shake.

Meanwhile, the rest of us would be going "DAAWWWWWWWW!" the whole time. XD

As charming as that would be...

x


:3

[Neo Emolga]

As charming as that would be...

x


:3

You've made that Emolga look like a total diva now. XD

Yeah, sorry, Caite, but this Jesse cosplay thing... just ain't happening. XP

[Suicune's Fire]

You've made that Emolga look like a total diva now. XD

Yeah, sorry, Caite, but this Jesse cosplay thing... just ain't happening. XP

m8 that'll be you once Caite's done with ya.

*Jessie

AND YES IT IS

[Neo Emolga]

m8 that'll be you once Caite's done with ya.

*Jessie

AND YES IT IS

I... uh... hmm...

*Hides.*

There, that should do the trick.

[Chibi Altaria]

Nah, forget Jessie and how much of a wonky gender-bending psychosis that would be. I'd WAY rather see you and @Lunar Latias cosplay as two lovey-dovey Pikachus. You two could do that infectious Pikachu dance together, go skipping through the park, and then share a vanilla shake.

Meanwhile, the rest of us would be going "DAAWWWWWWWW!" the whole time. XD

Pikachu dance...? *filters through comments*

But you're a Pikachu! This should be totally natural to you! How could you have come this far as a Pikachu and not know this thing yet!? Aaggghshff.

Look pal, from one electric rodent to another, if you want to do something right, you've got to feel it in your blood and practice!



Watch, review, rehearse, and GET IT RIGHT!

Trying to divert attention from Jessie cosplay

OH HELL NO. THAT'S JUST DEGRADING TO THE WHOLE PIKA SPECIES. T^T Also I can't dance. Sorry, @Chakramaster, you're on your own. XD Besides, you're supposed to be the man in this Chu relationship. BE A MAN AND TEACH ME. Just not the Pika dance.

SO NEO, HOW'S THAT JESSIE HAIR COMING ALONG? Not too heavy with the hairspray? B3

[Neo Emolga]

Pikachu dance...? *filters through comments*



OH HELL NO. THAT'S JUST DEGRADING TO THE WHOLE PIKA SPECIES. T^T Also I can't dance. Sorry, @Chakramaster, you're on your own. XD Besides, you're supposed to be the man in this Chu relationship. BE A MAN AND TEACH ME. Just not the Pika dance.

SO NEO, HOW'S THAT JESSIE HAIR COMING ALONG? Not too heavy with the hairspray? B3

Ha, ha! You know, screw the dance, it's WAY more fun to see two Pikachus get feisty with each other! *munches popcorn.* Ahem. [Mortal Kombat announcer voice:] Round 1. FIGHT!!!

Also, no Jesse hair. Ever. I'm puting my foot down on that one. No Jesse cosplay... ever! MUAH HA HA! And if you try, I will have to resort to epic magic, and I know no one wants that. Where do you think Pika Flu powder comes from?

Besides, Caite would make a much better Emolga. Amen to that!

[Chakramaster]

Ha, ha! You know, screw the dance, it's WAY more fun to see two Pikachus get feisty with each other! *munches popcorn.* Ahem. [Mortal Kombat announcer voice:] Round 1. FIGHT!!!

Also, no Jesse hair. Ever. I'm puting my foot down on that one. No Jesse cosplay... ever! MUAH HA HA! And if you try, I will have to resort to epic magic, and I know no one wants that. Where do you think Pika Flu powder comes from?

Besides, Caite would make a much better Emolga. Amen to that!

Haha, well sorry to break it to you Neo, but there's not gonna be any fight. She's right. I AM the male Chu in this Chu relationship. Best to learn while you can the female is always right. It'll be less painful for you in the end because. Yeah as you could see from her reaction. Females can make a feisty situation and it never ends well for us males. Oh and don't worry. @Lunar Latias Gemma is a FAR better Pikachu than myself as well. I'm just glad she deals with me xD

Oh come on Neo, you HAVE to do the Jesse cosplay =o and what "epic magic?" I haven't seen you do something like that in....well almost 2 years now. Do you even have such power? The Pika Flu powder seems to have completely been wiped out as far as I can tell. Yet, I'm happily still a Chu ^_^. So I'd love to see what you mean by this "epic magic."

Pikachu dance...? *filters through comments*

OH HELL NO. THAT'S JUST DEGRADING TO THE WHOLE PIKA SPECIES. T^T Also I can't dance. Sorry, @<a href="http://www.pokemoncrossroads.com/forum/member.php?u=4091" target="_blank">Chakramaster</a>, you're on your own. XD Besides, you're supposed to be the man in this Chu relationship. BE A MAN AND TEACH ME. Just not the Pika dance.

SO NEO, HOW'S THAT JESSIE HAIR COMING ALONG? Not too heavy with the hairspray? B3

Don't worry Gem! I'm sorry for even mentioning it ;-; Like I said, I can't dance either. Also see how they don't have any female Chu in that video? They don't like having female Chu in the dance for some reason and that's not fair to them! Learning this dance isn't something I planned. BUT, I would love to learn to dance and we BOTH can learn together! Let's throw out "THE" Pika dance ok? How about we make up our OWN Pika dance together? It'll make this pairing so much better and we can connect even better as well! Afterward....how about that milkshake? (*^_^*)

Maybe something more like this?


Also, I'm starting to wonder...should there actually be a Pairs RP thread for all of this?