I don't know what it is about the girlfriend of DMs and why they're so difficult to play with.

My current campaign is myself, the DM who I went to school with, two other mates from school (one who isn't there too often), another guy, and the DMs girlfriend.

I enjoy playing with all of them except the girlfriend. She does stupid things that have stupid consequences and gets s***ty when her actions bite her on the a**.

Classic example. We are trying to find a member of our party who was captured. We see on the trail a group of thirteen mercenaries armed to their teeth. My character goes invisible to investigate. The other character waits back. This character however walks straight in. This character is a 22 year old Aasimar, who looked like she was about 12, before getting a bad roll and being cursed to shrink and now looks like she is about 7. Her backstory is that she was held captive in a church ad abused all her life until the Goddess of that church burnt it down for trying to sacrifice her. Because of this and having no interaction with the outside world, she is pretty dumb in the way she handles things.

So this group of thirteen mercs who are guarding this path? They tell her that if she tries to pass they will attack. She walks through and they attack. They roll initiative and she goes last, which means naturally she gets clusterf***ed by the group of mercenaries. Technically she should have died because the three hits she took after she got knocked out should have killed her but the DM had them stop after she was knocked unconscious.

I see this, and when she is knocked out, sneak over whilst still invisible then use Dimension Door to teleport us to the other side. Then the third guy who isn't the most stealth orientated, managed to sneak past.

Anyway, this chicks reaction is to leave the room crying and the DM spends the next 45 minutes consoling her. Then when she finally gets back, she then proceeds to interrogate the rest of us one by one asking if we think what she did was stupid.

Then two sessions ago, her and my character were investigating something and I was trying to lie to an NPC. She then proceeds to cut me off, and tell me to shut up. Not "I tell Firnen to shut up." Just "Shut up."

My response, that I dismissed as in character, but to a degree was personal was "Well f*** you then you miserable b****."

Her response was "You're really gonna do this now?" and we proceeded to have an in game arguement which really had an impact out of character.

Basically this character of hers talks like an twelve year old moron, but randomly grows a set of testicles and tries to act tough and badass, and just gets in the way.

I'm looking forward to the next in game fight. I have something good to say, which will be good fun.

But yes, DMs girlfriends suck.