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[Palamon]

What is the cruelest thing you've ever done?

[AD]

I got so mad from losing in Smash one time...i learned how to Wobble. And then i wobbled my friends mercilessly.

I felt shame that day, as i should have, because wobbling is the most heinous act in Smash Bros.

For those who are not well versed in the Smash scene, Wobbling is a move only used by the character Ice Climbers. It is a grab, an infinite grab as long as you keep pressing the same two buttons in time. Grab them then: A, Down+A, A, Down+A over and over.(It does have to be in a 200BPM rhythm) It is almost impossible to get out of a Wobble unless the wobbler screws up or your are in the SLIM window of chance where you are below 30% health.
The foe is helpless, it is seen as a cowardly way to win. It is extremely easy to learn. It is extremely hard to watch someone get wobbled. It is the quickest way to make enemies, faster than Uno.

This is my blot. My darkest act. I became a sith lord that day.

[Fate]

I once told Donald Trump to believe in himself. I'm so sorry, everyone.

[Chakramaster]

The cruelest thing huh? Honestly I'm not sure. Long loooong ago. I think I remember having chores to do and wanted to hang out with a friend that day too. So I called them up and told them they can come over, but you gotta help me finish my chores first.

They declined quite quickly of course, but that was pretty darn rude of my younger self to do back then huh?

[Fate]

The cruelest thing huh? Honestly I'm not sure. Long loooong ago. I think I remember having chores to do and wanted to hang out with a friend that day too. So I called them up and told them they can come over, but you gotta help me finish my chores first.

They declined quite quickly of course, but that was pretty darn rude of my younger self to do back then huh?

Oh, you're so tame compared to us evil bastards. /pet

[Wookie Mistake]

@Sacred Fire, hah, I read that first sentence and thought, you learned the dance, and then whenever an opportunity came around you just sat in front of your friends and wobbled them mercilessly. I'm not an smb player...but now I get it XD.

I don't know if it's the cruelest thing I've done, but it was clearly a sign of things to come. When I was a tiny wookie cub, I saw my little sister leave her orange peels on the counter. Well, instead of telling her to throw them away or throwing them away for her like a good big bro, I told her that orange peels when left out too long explode. I don't think she ate oranges for a while after that.

It's like a weight's been lifted off my chest. I feel so much better.

I've also intentionally made haunted houses scarier. And just this past Christmas, I wrapped a gift in about 30 zip ties.

I'm currently trying to figure out how to put lasers on sharks, but they're pretty slippery. The closest I got were poodles...

[Neo Emolga]

When I was a kid and we were staying at a hotel on a family vacation, I dumped a glass of water over the balcony onto some snotty ladies with those really enormous sunglasses lying on reclining pool chairs by the pool. I dashed inside, waited a minute, and then took another peek from the window to see them standing and pointing fingers, probably trying to figure out what balcony it came from. They never figured it out.

I also sent subscriptions and "gifts" to my bullying enemies at school, using their name and address and selecting "Bill me later" as the option on the order card. Things like subscriptions to Playboy, Guns & Ammo, and cheesy knick-knack gifts that they'd have to return and cancel.

[Suicune's Fire]

@Neo Emolga, What the heck?! That's genius! But how would they bill them if they didn't have their credit card details? xD

I don't know what the cruelest thing I've done is. XD I used to take the wings off flies when I was a kid and then trap them in dungeons in our sand pit. :x I was a horrible, horrible child.

[Neo Emolga]

@Neo Emolga, What the heck?! That's genius! But how would they bill them if they didn't have their credit card details? xD

I don't know what the cruelest thing I've done is. XD I used to take the wings off flies when I was a kid and then trap them in dungeons in our sand pit. :x I was a horrible, horrible child.

On those card inserts you see in magazines like the ones at the doctor's office, you can check the "bill me later" box and not have to put credit card information or include a check. They still do it, so if there's someone you can't stand, just put their name and address in one of those things and check "bill me later."

Also, how did you manage to pull wings off of flies? They're tough to even whack with a flyswatter, never mind get close enough to clip their wings off.

[Wookie Mistake]

@Sacred Fire, LOL, it's the irrefutable argument. If you don't like the way a discussion's going, just wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble XD. Be careful of the cupid shuffle, and the nene though. If all three of those dances are performed at the same time the combination of hand gestures and feet shuffling may reverse the rotation of the world.

@Neo Emolga, Chopsticks...I bet @Suicune's Fire probably learned how to catch a fly with one set of chopsticks, while pulling the wings off with another set. Damb difficult I'd imagine

Or maybe I'll just use my stock answer for the unexplainable...magic