Dasterdly

[Wookie Mistake]

@Sacred Fire, hah, I read that first sentence and thought, you learned the dance, and then whenever an opportunity came around you just sat in front of your friends and wobbled them mercilessly. I'm not an smb player...but now I get it XD.

I don't know if it's the cruelest thing I've done, but it was clearly a sign of things to come. When I was a tiny wookie cub, I saw my little sister leave her orange peels on the counter. Well, instead of telling her to throw them away or throwing them away for her like a good big bro, I told her that orange peels when left out too long explode. I don't think she ate oranges for a while after that.

It's like a weight's been lifted off my chest. I feel so much better.

I've also intentionally made haunted houses scarier. And just this past Christmas, I wrapped a gift in about 30 zip ties.

I'm currently trying to figure out how to put lasers on sharks, but they're pretty slippery. The closest I got were poodles...