The Last Poster Wins! [v22]

**Chakramaster** · 01-22-2018, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by Fate

...Is this one of those mod challenge thingies? Go make three new threads. Go resurrect five dead threads. Suggest two new stickies for three different sub-forums. Stir up some stuff so we can use it for February's event.

Or is Sarah threatening to fire people unless they generate enough activity?

What challenges?

**Neo Emolga** · 01-22-2018, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by Fate

...Is this one of those mod challenge thingies? Go make three new threads. Go resurrect five dead threads. Suggest two new stickies for three different sub-forums. Stir up some stuff so we can use it for February's event.

Or is Sarah threatening to fire people unless they generate enough activity?

Chakra could tell you, but then he'd have to turn you into a Pikachu. And I'd be obligated to let him. We might also record it. And blog it. And leak it to the press. And take selfies with you like that.

Relax. You can trust me. I'll be your best friend and things won't seem so hairy then. Just take a deep breath and it'll be okay.

**Noblejanobii** · 01-22-2018, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Fate

Or is Sarah threatening to fire people unless they generate enough activity?

**Fate** · 01-22-2018, 03:47 PM

I don't know what evil plans you people have in store, but you can't fool me. I'm rounding up all the normal members and we're revolting first.

**Neo Emolga** · 01-22-2018, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by Fate

I don't know what evil plans you people have in store, but you can't fool me. I'm rounding up all the normal members and we're revolting first.

Alas, ye art outmatched, as I hast many an army of fluffy bunnies, which art ye downfall, knave! Behold, as they swarm by the millions to glomp and overwhelm ye, puckish rogue!

Not to mention I hast the high ground! Ye would do well to start running away, and run away fast!

**Chakramaster** · 01-22-2018, 04:49 PM

Also I could still turn them bunnies into Pikachu. Only add to the numbers before the outbreak of Pika Flu starts again.

**Neo Emolga** · 01-22-2018, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Chakramaster

Also I could still turn them bunnies into Pikachu. Only add to the numbers before the outbreak of Pika Flu starts again.

Aww, come on, dude, let me have my bunnies. You can have Fate, I'm sure he'll make a better addition to your Chu army.

**LKWayvern** · 01-22-2018, 05:24 PM

I believe a revolution was mentioned.

**Neo Emolga** · 01-22-2018, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by LKWayvern

I believe a revolution was mentioned.

Nah, it was a false alarm. Or maybe they were talking about the Nintendo Revolution? Ha, ha, wow, they're so behind.

So... what's your favorite type of pie? I like apple pie with a dash of whipped cream. Mmm...