What does your Username mean?

[Bulbasaur]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kentucky Fried Torchic. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fast food franchises most of the joke will go over a typical PXRer’s head. There’s also the eleven herbs and spices, which are deftly woven into the username- his personal philosophy draws heavily from early 70's McDonald's promotional items, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kentucky Fried Torchic truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in KFT’s Nietzschean catchphrase “Hoenn for the Hoennese!,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Steven Stone's extensive writings on the subject of Gen 3 nationalism. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the guy formerly known as Phantasm.Angel’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. xD

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Kentucky Fried Torchic tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 biscuits and/or gravies of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid B)

i kek'd. 5/7 copypasta