Backstory: Why, I'm the most amazing and incredible Emolga of all! I'm cunning, extra mischievous, and extra sly and silly! You never know what I'm going to do next! Let's just say I've had a childhood filled with plenty of mischief and getting into trouble because that's fun and just how I roll. ;P

Talent!: Art, writing, and writing silly parody songs! Who doesn't like a silly parody song? Boring and politically correct people who only care about having a ban on fun!

Explaining (Why should we choose YOU): For I am quite the character! You've never seen antics like these before and it's almost like magic how much I can go above and beyond to surprise everyone! My competition will see BORING in comparison. And gritty. Like licking sandpaper on an extremely hot day. You don't want that. You want me!