The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Lets talk to #17 Blimey the Azumarill

Totally! But first...!

Madder has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

So mindlessly delicious. Mmm, see, now that's how you do breakfast! Psh, this makes toast look BORING!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Fairy)

You find Blimey works at GameFlop, and he's a pushy, egotistical dude, but he seems to welcome you to GameFlop. You ask him what he knows about the Squawkers and if he can provide any help with that.

"Not much," he shakes his head. "They just creep me out. Never understood the point of what they're doing anyway. Though I did have a chat with Joobie the Noctowl, who also works here and does the restocking. He thinks he knows a few names of Squawkers. I remember he said Al was definitely one of them, which seems like a typical, although boring, kind of name. He also thinks there's one named Etchy. And he thinks it has something to do with crayons. Yeah, I don't know what that might mean either."

You then notice he's fiddling with a strange key. There's something interesting about it and your magical Peep radar is firing off. You've got to have it! You then ask him about it and if he wouldn't mind sharing it.

"What this?" he asks, looking at the key and then hiding it away. "No way! Look, you seem nice, but I don't hand over my precious! It's my precious! Mine!"

And then an idea comes to you. An awful idea. You get your Grinch grin on, and you whip out your laptop of mass destruction.

17 Blimey the Azumarill <Memes> OR <Browser History Hacking>



You RIP your way through all of Blimey's social media accounts, his personal accounts, and even pillage your way through his network drives to uncover the WORST you can get on this Azumarill. Oh yes. OH YESSSS!

You find out ol' Blimey here is a Peeping Tom and he has an absolutely bizarre obsession with making clothing out of Christmas wrapping paper while doing his hobby of traffic ticket origami. He also collects a LOT of dolls and he loves to whack them around with a hockey stick to the tune of thrash metal. And he does all this while his friend Foogly the Hitmonchan records him on camera. Oh, and he keeps a personal video blog about his dreams, and how his absolute favorite was the one where he was Snorlax in a spaceship eating all the Dittos he could ever imagine.

You show him these lovely findings and you realize handing him his own severed head would have been less frightening to him.

"NOOOOOOO!!" he scream morbidly. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO OH NO OH STOP STOP!! I... I... just take it! TAKE IT AND NEVER SHOW ANYONE THAT!"

17 Blimey the Azumarill has become Compliant!

He then tosses the key to you and you catch it in midair! Unfortunately.

#Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything - FAIRY (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 35 out of 100: FAILED!

Madder feels extra super silly as he gains 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything!

THE PAIN! Actually, it's not really painful, but now being the cutest Mimikyu of all just doesn't fare well for you.

The #[My Little Ponyta Magical Castle Key] Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything! - FAIRY (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Oh lordy, this silly key. You can't imagine what kind of nonsense this thing will open up, save for the fact it likely goes to something else that's My Little Ponyta-related. Ooh, can't wait! No really, you can.

You decide to wave goodbye to Azumarill, who is shivering like you just murdered fifty Pokémon in front of him! He looks like he needs a drink!

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 10/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[VeloJello]

Looks like someone can use a sane person to talk to, with all of that.

25 Wedge the Machamp

[Scytherwolf]

I'll search (21) DeeeBeee Memorial Park (CANDY)

[Ladybugclue]

I will chat with that Wocketz the Zigzagoon. #34

[Neo Emolga]

Ugh, well that was a dazzling experience. Thanks to Shruikan and those magical donuts. I'm back! Just....less rainbow-butted and.....not a Chu. At least I didn't get a shining and dazzling avatar/banner to show it off xD I don't even know if I really HAVE a butt now! I'm a Beautifly! Someone save me from this torture! Thanks Shruikan for reviving me at least.

I guess I'll flap my wings over to (53c) Floors 9-12. Finish searching this place where I left off

Getting to enjoy flying has you all aflutter! Hope you came hungry!

Soren stops for a snack and has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

Well what do you know, they're still delicious!

You then flutter all the way to that silly No Pink Flamingo Pokémon Hotel for whatever mysterious reason I can only guess. Here, you check out the upper floors to see what's going on. Not surprisingly, a lot of Pokémon are holed up in their hotel rooms, trying to avoid the tragic rain of addictive doughnuts. You take one bite and there's no hope!

You check out the tenth floor and you test the ice maker on your face, but still, the ice conjuring superpowers you were expecting just don't seem to come to fruition. They would have kept your drink cold, though!

Floor #11 doesn't have too much either. Kinda smells like some kid forgot where the bathroom is. And you imagine they might have had greasy fried Stunky. Or at least something they couldn't pay you to eat.

And then on the last floor, you find this is where the housekeeping keeps their equipment and supplies and more than enough toilet paper to dress up like a Mega Altaria. You sneak into the employee break room and you find the refrigerator! Only wow, it's locked. You totally think they're probably keeping something amazing in there! Like jewelry! Cheat codes! An Emolga onesie!

You think you might need... Kung Fu.

{Employee Break Room Fridge: +Fighting Type}

But AWWWW, you're not a fighting type! I mean, you try a cute Karate Chop the way only a Beautifly like yourself can do, but it's just...

NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.



Okay, I promise I won't do that again.

You decide to flutter on back before they're halfway through tonight's movie!

Soren the Valiant Beautifly (M: Bug/Flying)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[arnisd]

Let's do a workout to reduce some of this cuteness.

[Neo Emolga]

Let's do a workout to reduce some of this cuteness.

You declare WAR on cuteness, grab your ten-ton weigh,t and began your hulk up workout. Then you go out to destroy militarized tactical mech warriors and a couple Empire Star Destroyers with nothing but your angst alone. You then bite into a cinder block with your teeth, smash some glass to the lovely tune of thrash metal, headbang a little, and then uproot a redwood tree by head-butting it. Surely enough, that cuteness is shedding off!

Dio has gotten more BADASS by working out and has dropped 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You feel awesome. You howl in a way that even a Zoroark would admire. The night has come and you feel delightfully beastly.

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

Night has fallen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 5: Night Cycle Actions now!



This Evening's Weather Is...
SPEEDY WINDY DAY OF CAFFEINE!
You’re feeling in a rush to get everything done! You can take two Actions this Cycle! Stealth Mode still takes two Cycles, but you can get something else done as your second Action!

Time Remaining:


Enjoy the time of your lives!

@Chakramaster @Noblejanobii @VeloJello @Scytherwolf @Shruikan @arnisd @Bulbasaur @Suicune's Fire @Ladybugclue

[Chakramaster]

First I'll do some working out. Get my FITNESS on the only way a Beautifly can!

Then I'm gonna search (32b)Floors 4-6 (CANDY) since I can fly now! Well......flutter >.>

[Ladybugclue]

You know, I have always had a problem with core. Let's work on that now that I have this boost. And then I wanted to check out #64, It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments. For the main reason I'm an awesome water type.