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Hude works at the hotel, eh? Unfortunate that it's been turned into candy, but I can handle a bit of that. I'll spend the next while trying to make my way around it.

Search (12) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel Exterior.

Annnd... as much as I want to take the risk and search the floors, I'm going to make a command decision. We don't exactly have much better to spend our Snax on, aye?

Buy $[Destiny Ritual Instructions] 400 Snax$ at (25) Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament.
FIRST ACTION!

Awww, that poor Shut Up and Sleep Hotel! Insurance doesn't cover this and you imagine the property value has dropped like a rock! Those darn Squawkers! All ruining the economy and junk like that. It's so wrong!

You fly over to the pudding disaster and wow, what a mess. What used to be a nice hotel is not just a giant vanilla pudding heap. A creamy vanilla pudding heap.

@Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness! - NORMAL (+2 Belly)@

So creamy you take a little lick and... mmmmm.....

Velo has gained 2 points of Belly from the Creamy Vanilla Pudding Deliciousness!

Oh, that hits the spot! Actually, you eat enough that it hits several spots.

You search around the outside, wondering if there's anything fun or crazy lurking in the mess. Well, just about every car has turned into cake and has sunken into the parking lot while most of the hotel rooms have collapsed in on each other. Ordinarily, it would seem tragic if it wasn't so tasty! Always look on the sunny side of things, right!? But that's tough to do at night.

You find another one of those funky fidget spinner pads! Oh, you remember this from the beach! And guess what!?

#Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: XX out of 100: DENIED!

Oh, oh, you REALLY feel inclined to head back to the beach and put even more enhancements to your taunt monument, but instead, nah, you make another one here instead!

#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Ha ha, ha ha ha! HA HA HA! You swear you could die laughing about all this, but you decide not to. Wise move! Well, you plunder around the rest of the place, but you don't find any more goodies. Just more vanilla pudding. Yeah, you don't need to take that home with you. You don't need to share it with your friends. They can always come here and enjoy it all on their own!


SECOND ACTION!

You want to go shopping. Totally. You were one [Destiny Ritual Instructions] away from having the perfect Christmas and that DARN SANTA totally forgot! That dummy. And yet he has his elves making [Destiny Ritual Instructions] in the workshop all the time! Psh. Looks like you'll need to undertake the adventurous and perilous journey that every disappointed Christmas participant has to undergo. Buying it yourself!

You head over to Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament and stomp your way right to their gift shop the way you know a Lugia can. You nearly kick a baby Cleffa like a slapped hockey puck and knock over a store shelf like a linebacker. The underpaid Squirtle store clerk trembles, thinking you're going to rob the place like a cunning, evil rogue, but no, you slap down that $400 Snax on the counter and point to the [Destiny Ritual Instructions]. SUCK IT, SANTA!

Velo has used $400 Snax to purchase the [Destiny Ritual Instructions]! Another satisfied customer!

He nods, waddles over to the display case, and pulled out the mysterious and luminous [Destiny Ritual Instructions]! Behold, they're yours now! You can make a paper origami crane with them, fly it like a kit, blow your nose with them, or... maybe... just maybe... use them for what they're supposed to be used for!

[Destiny Ritual Instructions] have been added to the Team Pile! Merry Belated Christmas!

You smile, wish the little Squirtle good night, and you head off wearing a lovely grin! Aww, even a happy Lugia is cute and cuddly too!

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour