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[Neo Emolga]

Search (9a) Yesterdayland: A Historical Adventure.

And (9c) Post-Apocalypseland.

Why not!? It's one of the last remaining attractions left! Unless you count the candy ones.

FIRST ACTION!

Hilariously enough, Yesterdayland is like going through a time machine, and you find that things are even active at night! There's the funny ancient wonders attraction where you navigate a temple like you're Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, or some other bloke going treasure hunting by finding stuff that dead folks don't need anymore! Oh, and then there's the Wild West area with Pokémon wasting all their money buying cap gun supplies so they can just keep shooting each other with blanks. Oh, and don't forget the Medieval area where knights in armor and damsels in distress run amuck!

But it's a mess! Characters from one area keep crossing into others and the whole thing is disorganized and bizarre. Actually, it grows on you in a Super Smash Bros kind of way. Things don't make sense and... it's easier to appreciate it that way!

You also find a western-themed juice concession stand here, where a sleepy Piplup is just waiting and waiting for his shift to be over. But you check out the menu while you're there.

DRINK CONCESSION STAND
$[Acorn Juice - NORMAL (+1 Belly)] 300 Snax$
$[Pinky Lemonade - GRASS (+1 Belly) 200 Snax$
$[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)] 200 Snax$
$[Rooty Beer - WATER (+1 Belly)] 200 Snax$

You find it funny when one of the knights in armor, a Ambipom, buys a Rooty Beer and suddenly realizes he can't drink it through his steel helmet.

You also catch a magic show hosted by a Bibarel dressed like a wizard in the middle of the crossroads, only the show is kind of a disaster. The first tricks go wrong, the Bibarel treats it like it was intentional and tried to play it off like the whole thing is half a comedy show, and then the real tricks come out. He makes money disappear! And then turns the previous owner, a Gallade, into a Pikachu with some very suspicious-looking powder. And then with a puff of smoke, he's gone!

You decide that yeah, maybe it's time to move on before you have to be called into court to give a witness testimony.

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SECOND ACTION!

Okay, you've had enough of history gone completely berserk. Really, you think just about every historian would cringe at that place. So you move onto... Post-Apocalypseland! Fallen cities, wasteland landscapes, lots of busted car shells, and other junk makes it feel like you've stepped into some crazy Pokémon version of Fallout or Mad Max. And you find it odd how there's so many fun attractions in what would kind of be a depressing setting. But hey, there's fun junkyard racing, bandit hunting, a zombie survival escape room thingy, and some crazy scenario where you need to perform a heist to steal gas and shoot stuff and other fun, violent things! Actually, you find this to be way more fun than Yesterdayland, but my goodness, you're quite sure it wouldn't be a good influence on children!

There's even a "Roadkill Shack" restaurant, which looks beat-up and grungy, and has a Raticate taking offense to the fact one of the items on the menu is a "Raticate Steak" and she thinks screaming at the underpaid teenager Scrafty cashier is going to do anything. Meanwhile, the rest of the menu has things like "Grilled Pachirisu on a Stick" which you kind of hope isn't actually a Pachirisu. Nah, it's only chicken! Wait, Pokémon raising actual chickens...? ...just play along with it.

You also find a fun wasteland maze, which you only have ten minutes to complete or you're considered dead and don't get the wasteland candy they're handing out at the end. You imagine the incentive doesn't hold too much value considering in Booplesnoot, it's not hard at all to run into candy and desserts.

While searching around in the maze, you find a really fascinating book propped up against one of the tin sheet walls. As you look it over, you have a funny feeling this is definitely not meant to be part of the post-apocalyptic festivities.



Huh, well this seems interesting. You decide to flip through it!





[Mantra Instructions] has been added to the Team Pile!
[Apple of Enlightenment Sigil: <Hollywood Shenanigans>] has been added to the Team Pile!

Whoa. Now that's funky fresh!

You definitely had fun tonight, but it's late and you're feeling a little tired! Nah, just kidding! You never get tired!

Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

For my first action I'll do some working out, for the very likely senario that I fall into another trap.
Then for my second, I'll go talk to 57 Mooker the Slowbro.

FIRST ACTION!

Eww. The Squawkers have slapped you with a little more flab and fab and that's no good! You decide to break out into THRASHMASTER SAVAGE FERAL MAYHEM STATE and as a result, you defy logic and science and even as a little Cinccino (actually, you're average-sized for a Cinccino), you throw a tractor, chew on some granite, break a Nokia phone using legendary Grandmaster Kung Fu, and materialize your very own ANGELRAZOR SWORD and chop up a random demon into so many pieces and bits that there's not enough left of him to make gravy. Why, such fantastical physical activity and badassery is working its magic!

Fírnen broke science and logic, thus shaving off 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You feel odd, but fantastic! You do a dance, you wink, you taunt, you score a touchdown! The crowd cheers! Your approval rating has gone up by 71.37% and have gained 8,424 new followers on Twitter!

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SECOND ACTION!

You wanna chat with Mooker! Maybe he has something funny and zany to say! You'd like that!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Same Evolution Stage

You find Mooker works as a bellhop at the Silver Orange Hotel! He's very nicely dressed and you watch him load those frilly luggage carts with ease that makes it clear he's been doing this for... too long. He helps a married Drilbur couple check into the hotel by helping them with their bags, and it seems like they try to have an intelligent conversation with him, but Mooker just nods and let's his tongue hang out like it's a doll's pull string and it will make him say something silly. He drools a bit. They decide not to tip.

You then approach Mooker, wondering if he has anything interesting to say. You introduce yourself as the prestigious Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino and he applauds and then asks when you're having lunch, though it's well into the evening. You begin to believe Mooker might have forgotten to eat.

You then ask Mooker about the Squawkers, and he begins to act like a Chatot! He sings a song about raisins, haircuts, and teepees, and then acts like you're interviewing him on a famous talk show called Chatter Channel! You nod, trying to play along like it's a moronic game of charades. You then role-play yourself as the famous detective Schnoz, and Mooker nods again. You ask, "have you seen anything bizarre, Mooker?"

He does five jumping jacks and then hands you a card. You bow and take it respectfully.

[Disguised Card Key #2 $500 Snax$ Gift Card to Appleknee's] has been added to the Team Pile!

You have no idea how Mooker came to be in possession of such a thing, but you figure whatever. It's yours now!

He then starts humming "Do You Want to Build a Snowman" and painfully, that song gets stuck in your head. Yes, you hear it! He giggles, and then decides to try and swallow a watermelon whole. You decide to let him know you need to head off to go catch a plane because your IQ feels threatened.

Off you go!

Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans