The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Scytherwolf]

I'll work out just to be safe.

[Neo Emolga]

Lets spend another day working out!

You know what you want and as the sly and devious Madder Hatter, cuteness in any form or shape is profane, vulgar, and offensive. So you get into full I WANT NONE OF THIS mode and you work out like a madman to get more badass! Be that good inspiration everyone needs!

You chew on steel bars. You make a castle out of chicken bones and declare yourself the Necro King. You make square knot out of titanium rods and then you set your biceps and triceps into OVERDRIVE by lifting commuter busses just because it's fun and you get a kick out of that.

Madder Hatter has shed 2 points of nonsense Overwhelming Cuteness from the badassery!

You wear shades. You walk away from explosions. A loud heavy metal soundtrack plays in the background. You load in a fresh magazine into your badass uzi and walk down an empty highway into the sunset.

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

I'll work out just to be safe.

Thankfully, you're more inspired by Madder than Soren. ;D

You grab a massive barbell, pump iron like crazy, strap on ninja garb, overthrow an evil alien empire, and then jump rope with a freight train because it looks like fun. It's so fun. When that gets a little dry, you break redwood trees with your teeth and do your special RAWR dance.

Carly has used Awesomeness and dropped 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

You're wondering if you should try juggling planets next time.

Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0.5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes