The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[arnisd]

Let's have a return to the (3) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries, cause I can't ever have enough of inflatable goodies, but this time we'll explore the outisde

[Neo Emolga]

I'm not feeling suicidal, so the search will have to wait. Tomorrow I'll keep searching the hotel, or escort someone into it with my perk. For now, it's time for more hardcore parkour!

You twitch. Your eyes glow. You hit level 100 and create the ZEXAN dimension and now reign as it's grand queen mystical commander... if you could only figure out a way to actually cross over into it. It's okay because you can still mass-email everyone there.

You hulk out, bend tanks with your tongue, you hop like a bunny, you know all the lyrics to Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, you poop out a Pyroar, and then you get through Verizon's customer service number and get your issue resolved within seconds without being transferred!

Velo has obliterated 5 points of Belly and 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness using the magnitude of the cosmos in the arcane form of Hardcore Parkour and randomly mastered jiu jitsu and sewing as well!

You feel awesome! You feel powerful and mighty! You randomly make a plushie of Lugia self and it's incredible! You bow and confetti rains from hammerspace!

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Neo Emolga]

Bless got back just before it started FREAKING RAINING DOUGHNUTS AGAIN. If this is gonna be a normal occurance, she thought, I'm gonna need some protection. She glanced over at the Sugarcoated Commando Armor, then decided it world be necessary, what with all the @Candy@ places she planned on visiting. Equipping Goodie: Sugarcoated Commando Armor.

Then, she wandered about the base, wondering what there was to do around here. All manner of dangerously enchanted objects were carelessly scattered about the place, and sparkles were slowly covering everything like a layer of dust. "Alright, this is a problem!" She said to no one in particular. She grabbed a bomb-proof box from another dimension really quick, carefully labeled it "Joy to Kill," and grabbed the most sparkly item she saw to begin disarming. Disarming Cutesy Heart Necklace to rid it of those demonic Shiny Sparkles of Joy.

You decide that Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor should be seeing some usage now! You strap it on! Woo!

Bless has equipped the %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%

You then decide those nasty, nasty Shiny Sparkles of Joy on that blasted Cutesy Heart Necklace... really need to die. You confront the necklace. You stand over it. And into that necklace, you pour your hate. Your malice. Your will to dominate all life. Your worst Monday morning. The taste of flat, warm soda. Mosquitoes during a summer barbecue. A sunburn. A fart. And then ultimately, the disgust of getting blasted by a geyser of boogers.

The Shiny Sparkles of Joy can't take it. So much darkness has been wrought that they even become sentient for a moment just to feel and know the pain. And then they disintegrate. Painfully. It makes you grin.

The [Cutesy Heart Necklace] has been disarmed! Wowzors!

You feel good. Truly, you have mastered the dark side of the force and have become Sith Bless.

Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

Hmm, where to go that isn't made of candy... I think I'll check (28) Sleep Like a Corpse National Park.

It's a great night so why not check out the park!? You head right out there and it looks like... more doughnut snacks!

Fírnen has tacked on 4 points of Belly from the Overly Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

But it's so goooood!

Anyway, you head to the park and it's quite a nice place. And it really does make you feel like just slothing it out and going for random snoozes, but you're that crazy, energetic Cinccino that stops at nothing and wears a cape and stops meteors with your cute looks and charm!

You search around the park. You scout through every tree, every bush, every treebush, and every bushtree. Even though one of the rules is not to really do anything of importance here! I mean really, they even provide beds in random places just to zonk out and enter dreamland. Or if you prefer bean bags, water beds, sleeping bags, or a crazy Pachirisu onesie where you can coil up in your own giant tail and sleep in that... it's all totally an option! I've tried it. Five stars, baby!

Among the sleepiness-inducing fluff stuff, you find what looks like an old journal page. It doesn't seem like it belongs here, and once you start reading it, yep, your hunch was right!



=Juno Memo Page= has been noted in those fabulous Peep Records you guys have going on!

Well, you decide to pop in a bed for fifteen minutes and then you remember you have some more back at Peep Base! Gotta try 'em all! To the Bedmobile!

Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans