The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Let's talk to #45 Duder the Alolan Rattata

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, MODEST
+Modesty (Ghost VS Normal)

You find Duder at his apartment as part of the Empire of Immortal Warbeast Warriors Apartments. He went with a samurai theme, which is kind of cool and you really dig the armor and katanas all over the place. Thing is, he WOULD have been working today if Peachy Beep Elementary School wasn't the heap of strawberry ice cream it is now. So he's working on his blogs and hoping for a second income that way. He likes writing satires of classic novels and poetry, which haven't earned him much money, but they've become very viral memes on the internet, for what that's worth.

You greet him and he looks at you with tired eyes, like not working for a while has put a lazy, sleepy spell on him. He nods without responding and then you ask him if he knows anything about Squawkers, where they come from, their favorite foods, and what their favorite type of screwdriver is.

"Psh, hell if I know," Duder replies with a yawn. "Well, I guess I did find something you crazy Pokémon might find useful. I had some beef chow mein the other night and yep, it had one of those Al fortunes. I've heard about these. I don't know what's wrong with this dude, but he's laying these all over town."

He then pulls out the little tiny slip of paper he got from his fortune cookie last night.

"Anyway, the one I got goes like 'believe the news and believe the hype, Al's awesome and cool even only with one type,'" Duder reads before tossing the paper fortune away. "I mean that's great but there's a ton of Pokémon in this town with that, so I dunno how much that helps you guys."

"Well, I gotta get back to writing about exploding spaghetti and rolling meatball boulders," Duder shrugs again. "Maybe after a nap. I swear, I need to stop taking inspiration for stories from my weirdest dreams."

He then snoozes and you decide to head back just as he sleep-mumbles something about being the conductor on a space train.

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4.75/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking