The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Ladybugclue]

Even though he gave us something. Sense he has a few fingers pointed at him, I'll investigate stealth mode Mooker the Slowbro.

[Neo Emolga]

I'll search #35b Itchy Witchy Pinny Ping Bang Hotel Floors 6-10.

Hopefully there aren't any nasty surprises hiding in this place, now.

It's a lovely evening and finally you're heading out! A massive chunk of Booplesnoot already looks like Candyland and you're checking out what used to a goofy hotel with loads of mermaid Pokémon decor... or at least until it became a heap of marshmallow. But why not try a bite!?

@Giga Marshmallow Presence - NORMAL (+1 Belly)@
Cipher has slapped on 1 point of Belly for the Giga Marshmallow Presence!

Mmm, really makes you feel like a kid again, doesn't it?

You scope out and check around the sixth floor where, surprise! More savory marshmallow goodness. It's like walking around on a really sticky cloud! And it sure isn't doing your fur any favors.

You then move onto the seventh floor where it's more of the same story, though you find a small area of the hotel that looks like it dodged the mayhem! You find boots, an umbrella, a TV stand, and ooh, someone's wallet! You look inside and see it belonged to Meemeemee the Bayleef. Curiously, you look up and see the uncanny coincidence of a very Bayleef-shaped marshmallow standing before you.

Welp, doesn't look like he needs this anymore.

Cipher has added a ritzy $400 Snax$ to the Team Pile!

You check the eighth and ninth floors, but you don't find much and by now, you look like a walking marshmallow blob. You barely make it to the tenth floor before you finally call it quits and get out of there.

Thankfully the Peep base has great showers!

Cipher the Ninetales (M: Fire)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Vexing Amulet (-2 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
Goodies #2: %Prismatic Guard (+4 Max Belly)%
Belly: 1/14 (10+4)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

Gonna finish up this search here....I feel...it'll help in some way

(48) Obscure Chunky Nugget Condos (48c) Floors 11-15

You enter the fabulous Obscure Chunky Nugget Condos, where fame and fortune await!

You start off at the eleventh floor, and you find most of the condos here are either locked or have odd things, like that one where you found way more emoji merchandise than what can be considered normal and sane. And a hat made of phonebooks. You can also tell an Arbok lives here because you found the imprint of one's face in a birthday cake that was in the fridge. Really?

The 12th floor seems to be completely a roller skating rink for some unexplainable reason.

On the 13th floor, things take a concerning turn when you notice the condos on this level have taken a bizarre turn and the whole thing looks like a beehive. With honey dripping from the ceiling! Who's... dumb idea was this?

The fourteenth floor went for a seashell theme and the fifteenth floor went for a jungle theme. You still don't find too much in the condos you can access save for dirty underwear, bookshelves with books around coding in programming languages that went out of style since prehistoric times, and "The Idiot's Joke Book" which you flip through only for a few mere seconds before it makes you want to bury your head back into bed and not come out until next Valentine's Day.

You then find the roof access door, which is greasy and gooey and reminds you of Ghostbusters for these very reasons. You see there's a greasy keyhole as well, but no sigh of the key anywhere.

{Greasy Roof Access Door: Greasy Key Hole}

You're a bit stuck until you find these key, so you decide to head back and play Frisbee with a frying pan. It doesn't go over too well. You've gained 0 EXP points.

Soren the Valiant Jirachi (S: Steel/Psychic)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans