The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

I'll search (8) Sunnyslacker High School - (8a) Floors 1-3

You put on your lucky hazmat suit and it... doesn't do anything. So... more key lime pie!

@Key Lime Pie and Minty Ice Cream - GRASS (+3 Belly)@
Carly has slapped on 1.5 points of Belly! Reduced damage because you are the epic fire pupper of magic and legends and you have your own fan club!

Well, it's not... bad, but you're not crazy about it. You only take a few bites before you get tired and just decide it's not really your thing.

You check out the school interior and it's just more of the same pie. Halls of pie. Greeny, minty, key lime pie! It's exclusively insane, especially when you get to the principal's office and his whole room that was filled with egotistical nonsense at one point is now just... goo. Green goo. Lots of green goo.

But you find an odd safe and it definitely doesn't seem like it belongs with the other stuff. You take a closer look and... uh oh...

#Pinky Sparkles of Happiness! - PSYCHIC (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 40 out of 100: FAILED!

Carly piled on 5 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pinky Sparkles of Happiness!

You get pepper-sprayed in the FACE with so many pink sparkles and suddenly you feel so ELATED AND ADORABLE until you come to your senses and you realize this is a bad thing. Golly be, what evil thing could have done this!? You take a look and... oh, that evil thing.

#{Pinky Safe: Missing Cutesy Heart AND Missing Chibi Star} Pinky Sparkles of Happiness! - PSYCHIC (+5 Overwhelming Cuteness)#

Well, unfortunately you just don't have the things you need. There's an indentation for a very adorable heart shaped necklace object and a cute star bracelet. You decide you turn back around, really hoping this thing doesn't trigger in your face again because this kind of cuteness is already very hard to stomach and handle.

You don't find all that much else, save for a spare pencil. And a hockey puck. And a fencing glove. And the R-S book of some encyclopedia, which helps you look up everything you need to know about roots, rats, rudders, sails, stones, seeds, and snouts, but that has limited value beyond quenching your curiosity.

You decide to head back and tell all your Peep friends about everything you've learned about rudders. They're probably dying to know!

Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8.5/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

Even though he gave us something. Sense he has a few fingers pointed at him, I'll investigate stealth mode Mooker the Slowbro.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's ninja time!

You go all crazy tactical stealth mode super elite ninja invisibility magic and stalk Mooker and everything he does. Is he really clueless, or is he hiding something nefarious!? Does he still eat glue, or does he make mean spicy tacos? Did he save hundreds on car insurance by switching to Geico, or is this really a Tide ad? You just gotta know!

Marta has gone full Extreme Ninja Warrior, robbed Harry Potter of his Invisibility Cloak, and has gone Stealth Mode on 57 Mooker the Slowbro!

You wait in the shadows, hissing with a nefarious smile, lurking in the darkness, giggling up a tree, and rubbing your paws together. Heeheeheeheehee!

Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0.5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode: NOW TARGETING 57 MOOKER THE SLOWBRO | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

39 Spanky the Ekans was turned into a Pokémon Trading Card Game card by the Squawkers!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 28 Sleep like a Corpse National Park!

"WHAAAAAAH, I DON'T NEED THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Vivi cried.

"You dolt!" Biggs shouted at the inane Golisopod. "Stop trying to build Pokémon Card Game decks out of the victims!"

Wedge tried looking for evidence, but there wasn't much. Problem with these kinds of transformations was there was little in the ways of reasoning out how and what could have caused them. It was frustrating for the Machamp, but not in a Candy Crush kind of way. Still hadn't gotten quite that bad yet.

Biggs took a closer look at the card with Spanky the Ekans depicted in the card art. Nothing even seemed suspicious about it and it looked quite authentic like the others. Still, even after looking at the front and the back, it wasn't possible to tell if Spanky was in some kind of stasis, hibernation, or if this meant he was actually dead.

"He's lucky that's not edible!" Vivi moaned.

"How you haven't EXPLODED by now is beyond me," Biggs told Vivi, looking totally surprised. "Just what pray tell is your secret?"

Vivi giggled, and then with a fart and a plopping sound, Biggs covered his bunny mouth in absolute horror.

"AAAGGGGGHHHH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED!!!"

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
9/20

(42) Cherry Bonkers Apartments has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!

[Neo Emolga]

The sun has risen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 10: Day Cycle Actions now!



This Morning's Weather Is...
Speedy Windy Day of Caffeine!
You’re feeling in a rush to get everything done! You can take two Actions this Cycle! Stealth Mode still takes two Cycles, but you can get something else done as your second Action!

Time Remaining:


Bring out your sass and action!

@Chakramaster @Noblejanobii @VeloJello @Scytherwolf @Shruikan @arnisd @Bulbasaur @Suicune's Fire @Ladybugclue @ARandomTool

[Scytherwolf]

Going to work out for both my actions. Cuteness is too high!

[Clover the Ninetales]

Now this I can work with!

I'll use my first action to do a Fitness Workout and clear out some of this annoying cuteness. After that, I'll see what's going on with (3c) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries Floors 9-12.

[Chakramaster]

With this extra special rush I'm gonna search

(20) Bave and Duster's - (20b) Arcade (CANDY)

and

(29) Tal-Mart - (29a) Clothing and stuff

[VeloJello]

Let's make some new leads. Erm, new friends.

Interview 65 Kneezor the Simisage and 51 Baconz the Grumpig.

[Noblejanobii]

Woo! Now that I've got my caffeine shot it's time for a workout! What do you want for a workout snack, Madder?

The souls of the innocent.

Uhhh how about a bagel?

No! That's not enough sustenance!

How about two bagels?

... fine. But then after that we're talking to 51 Baconz the Grumpig [D] F. Or else.

Yeah yeah fine.

[ARandomTool]

Step 1: Recruit Fluffy the Wimsicott. More peeps = More things done.
Step 2: Crack that Pinky Safe open, since I seem to have a secret grudge against the thing, what with disarming its two "key" items.