The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[ARandomTool]

Step 1: Recruit Fluffy the Wimsicott. More peeps = More things done.
Step 2: Crack that Pinky Safe open, since I seem to have a secret grudge against the thing, what with disarming its two "key" items.

[Neo Emolga]

Going to work out for both my actions. Cuteness is too high!

ACTION #1 & #2 (witness my laziness efficiency!)

You align your spirit with the zen of transcendental meditation and some other funky voodoo. You surge with divinity energiez of dreamz and suddenly you bolt around like a crazy comet and workout like crazy with time to write, edit, and publish a best-seller novel. And then you align the cosmos so everyone gets a free root beer fountain in their backyard as well as better starting Scrabble hands where finally there's more space on the board to work with to prevent tile claustrophobia.

Carly has somehow dropped 2 points of Belly and 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness doing this how I can't even but at the end of the day everyone's okay with it so it's cool and well yeah.

You feel great and extra spunky! Wooo-hooo!

Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4.5/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

Now this I can work with!

I'll use my first action to do a Fitness Workout and clear out some of this annoying cuteness. After that, I'll see what's going on with (3c) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries Floors 9-12.

ACTION #1

You have a genuine nutty and you build a roller-coaster with your nose. You then ride said roller-coaster, but you use a special cart that requires you to bicycle pedal and sing music. But said music can only be from one of Iron Maiden's albums.

You then break Christmas ornaments. With a hammer. And after dancing and head-banging, you feel relieved.

Cipher has smashed-in 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the awkward exercise regimen!

You bow and get many roses from the audience! Just kidding, that's all me throwing those.

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ACTION #2

You groove to the music and head over to Batchyflaff, where... oh dear. The entire factory has been turned into key lime goo!

@Extra Creamy Key Lime PIE! - GRASS (+3 Belly, +1 Overwhelming Cuteness)@
Cipher has slapped on 1.5 points of Belly and 0 points of Overwhelming Cuteness! Reduced damage because that leafy greenie stuff ain't got nothing on you, fiery foxy and because you're armed with that nifty spiffy Vexing Amulet!

Bleh, you fall for the temptation, but quickly get over it when you realize what it really is and in your infinite distain, you just back away from it. Turns out, key lime pie just ain't your thing. You learned something new today!

You then head to the ninth floor where all the offices and boring administrative places are. Or where they used to be. Desks of pie. Bookshelves of pie. Pie furniture. Yawn. Really, all the cool stuff in on the actual factory floor below where they do all the cool testing and such! Or at least where they used to do it.

You do find something interesting here. Ohh, a sparkler! No, just kidding, you wouldn't find that here. That's like finding a $20 bill in your burger. Kind of a good surprise you weren't expecting, but you'd like it in another format. Like cool rock music, but you're taking a crap on the toilet and it just doesn't feel like the right time. That bass just doesn't go well with that... well, you know.

On the eleventh floor, ooh, you find something nifty that isn't pie! You find a very pink and very hyperactive cutesy box that kind of grates your nerves a bit. Thankfully, it doesn't shoot nonsense like what the Squawker stuff does. But it really should suffer in some way.

{Surprise Birthday Gift Box!: <Death Metal>}

Some hardcore screamo music might help, but that's not your specialty. It's like wanting Trix but not being a kid. Ha ha, no really, if you're an adult, go ahead and have that crap. It's like being great at gymnastics but then being expected to do swimming events.

You just decide to head out of there before more weird thoughts flock around in your head.

Cipher the Ninetales (M: Fire)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Vexing Amulet (-2 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
Goodies #2: %Prismatic Guard (+4 Max Belly)%
Belly: 1.5/14 (10+4)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking