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Search (30) Exterior of Warget.

Search (32) Exterior of the School.
ACTION #1

You begin your noble quest by heading over to Warget to check out what's going on around the parking lot. All kinds of nonsense. Stray shopping carts, a crushed Staryubucks cup, and the secret Russian plans to make weapons of mass destruction. Just kidding, the Staryubucks cup wasn't actually there.

Around the dumpster, you find some really weird, gross garbage. It's in the shape of mutated Stunky butt and it smells like one too. It doesn't bother you as much, so you dig around in it to see what you can find.

{Suspicious Garbage: +Poison Type+ OR <Memes>}

Buried in the trash, you find something epic! An epic weapon of extreme bashing!

%Greasy Mega Chapstick Rod (+2 DMG)% has been added to the Team Pile!

You're quite sure the Squawkers wouldn't want to be hit with that!

So you do a little more looking around as Warget shoppers are coming and going and nearly running each other over with their hulking SUVs of mass destruction. You then find there's a Hydreigon by the entrance, just loitering around. You go up to meet him and he seems a little depressed.

"Sup dude," he tells you. "Name's Babycakes. Or at least that's what my girlfriend calls me. Well, at least before the Squawkers turned her into a donut. And then some dumb Ursaring ATE her! They turned my car into cake, my apartment into ice cream, and now I've got no money left!"

"Look, help a brother out," Babycakes tells you. "You help me, I'll help you. For $800 Snax, I'll help you guys out. I've got to rebuild my life and I've got nothing to start with, but taking on those Squawkers is risky business. Some cash would go a long way."

$[Babycakes the Hydreigon Merc] 800 Snax$

You tell him you'll think about it, and then you head back to Peep base.


ACTION #2

You head over to Peachy Beep Elementary School, where hey, guess what's there waiting for you!?

@Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+2 Belly)@
Eddie has racked up 4 Points of Belly from the Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! Amplified because you've got a softie spot for frozen goodies!

You gobble that ice cream like a piglet on crack and it makes your tongue do a psycho dance. Lordy, it's like you were trying to eat the whole school! Well, you eat so much of it that you get sick of it and have to stop, but hot damn, it was a good run!

You search around the exterior of the school and check out the parking lot, the fields, the pathways, and even that spot where kids used to dunk each other face first into the storm drain! Good times. While you check in there, you find something magical!

#Oh So Super Cute Anime Kitty Essence - NORMAL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 76 out of 100: FAILED!

Eddie has racked up 4 Points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Oh So Super Cute Anime Kitty Essence!

You feel... at one with the kitties. You inherit their cuteness and it makes you squeeeeee and make very unmanly sounds. Yeah, better take this obvious Squawker item along. It happens to be a token, and when you look at it, the cuteness engulfs you. It almost feels painful. So much kitty, so much cuteness. Heaven help us.

#[Token of Tactical Anime Kittens] Oh So Super Cute Anime Kitty Essence - NORMAL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

You go home, quivering a bit, feeling shaken and kittified. It's monstrous and macabre.

Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 5/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking