Quote Originally Posted by arnisd View Post
I'll go search the (52) The Itchy Snitch Hotel Construction Site and go stealth mode on 69 Unce the Treecko [D/N] M, your friendly neighboorhood ninja away!
ACTION ONE!

You decide to see what's going on at the Itchy Snitch Hotel construction site tonight. The great thing is no one seems to be around and if you really wanted to dress up like a burrito and flop around in a giant bowl of guacamole and sour cream, no one would notice... your... weird... passion.

It seems like they only just started construction here and they still have a ways to go. And with all that nonsense that's going on around town with the Squawkers, they're probably not rushing to get this done only to have it turned into a gingerbread house. Or they got treated to free pizza and kind of forgot what they were doing previously.

You search around the site and hmm, you don't think you and the rest of the Peeps may need steel beams, plywood, cement mix, metal tubes, wires, and all that other fun construction stuff unless you were looking to make your own hotel. Using other Pokémon's supplies! Wouldn't it be funny if they were actually cool with that? Yeah... no. Although maybe that would just turn into your own gingerbread house once the Squawkers give it that special treatment.

You find a few things that might be more useful to the Peeps! And guess what? No one will probably notice they're gone. You find a can of Anti-Rust solution which hey, you never know. Ever since that incident where you left your bike out in the rain and... yeah, you don't want to recall that. Not happy memories. Even the little bike bell didn't work. That was tragic to your six-year-old self.

You also find some great screws by "Screwloose!" Because as the slogan goes, "when you're feeling a little extra screwy... SCREWLOOSE!"

Items ["The Rust is Bust" Anti-Rust Solution] and [Screwloose Screws] have been added to the Team Pile!

You don't find too much else that might be helpful. Seems like they don't leave too much laying around either! So you decide to go stalk out Unce now. That seems like fun!


ACTION TWO!

You feel suspicious about Unce. You throw on your extra special ninja gear and go into full Stalker mode on Unce, just without the extra murder. You never know about those Treeckos. Always seems like they're up to no good. Especially that one. You know that one. The one that thought it was funny to steal your car keys and then try and sell them back to you. That's like... ransom. Of course you bonked him on the head with a fifty ton sledgehammer and while none of this actually happened, it once did in a dream and that kind of vengeance felt really warm and fuzzy.

Still, you don't forget that and you drive up in your stakeout van, get your Nanotron Military Satellite uplink going, and you go so nuts on Unce that the NSA would shiver if they knew.

Dio has gone completely ninja stealth on Unce and will soon know everything about him, his family, his car, how bad he is at driving, and the entire soundtrack of songs he sings in the shower after the Day 2 Day Cycle!

You didn't forget your coffee either!

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal