The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

If I wasn't a killjoy master, I'd say...




THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!




...But I am, and now I'm looking for another boredom cure. Let's walk into the belly of the beast.


SEARCH (43d) Yandil is a Stalker Fine Dining Restaurant.

Smack 'em Susan has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You head over to the Silver Orange Hotel and decide to check out this rather fancy restaurant they have attached to the hotel called Yandil is a Stalker, featuring a Smeargle dressed in a top coat, top hat, and with a sledgehammer! It's a very fancy place and it has fountains, statues, expensive paintings, and very gaudy chandeliers. And they're playing very fine classical music.

Even though you're not here to eat, you flip through the menu and there's interesting items like the Overkill Fillet Mignon and the Stalker Soup of the Day! And the prices are... well, they're pricy. You could say they're... murder. •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Well, then there's the fact there's a fancy-pants dress code. The dudes are wearing suits and tuxes and the ladies are wearing expensive dresses. And the kids are... well, there are no kids. Not surprising. You walk by a fancily-dressed Nidoqueen and Nidoking and a formally-dressed group of dark-type Pokémon as you look around, but you don't really find anything too out of the ordinary.

You then get to the kitchen, which is, of course, spotless. Like you could eat your food off the floor and that would totally be okay, but they'd still be charging you out the butt for that floor food. And then you see something very interesting. A Linguini Creator! It seems like no one is watching you, so you decide to mess around with it.

{Linguini Creator: =Linguini Creation!=}



After you've had your fun, you decide to head back and enjoy some Netflix and chill, also!

Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

[Neo Emolga]

There may have been a reason this particular place poofed...

Search (32c) Peachy Beep Elementary School Floors 7-9 (CANDY).

Velo has resisted the 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow thanks to her Puns of Anarchy Style!

You decide to head over the Peachy Beep Elementary School and see what the fuss is about. And lordy, there's ice cream everywhere. Strawberry ice cream no less! Your favorite flavor! Oh man... you're tempted to take just a little lick only to try it and...

@Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+2 Belly)@
Velo has gained 4 points of Belly from the Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! Amplified because icy tasty things just hit your sweet spot, sugar!

You scarf and gobble that stuff down.

Oof, okay, that's enough. You feel like you really shouldn't have eaten that much but it was delicious nonetheless. You feeling a little full after that and you need to keep going. As you navigate the ice creamy halls, you figure it wasn't really made for a giant Lugia such as yourself, and you find yourself having to hunch over a few times, but you're still able to get around. Probably a good thing you're the only one here, because if this was a hall filled with kids, either they've have to turn around or you'd have to back up!

You decide to head up the seventh floor of this ridiculous ice cream castle that was once a school and find yep, school's out for the summer. And forever. Guess it's good homeschooling is becoming more of a thing? Or you know, the kids could try learning on frozen popsicle desks. Yeah, see how well that works out for them!

On the eighth floor, you find more classrooms frozen over as tasty treats, strawberry no less, and it doesn't look like much survived the frozen dessert disaster. No, no, you don't really want to eat some more. It looks tasty but really, you've had enough!

You get to the top floor and start investigating the roof. It's more of the same, only you feel like your resistance is weakening. You then spot something curious, leather object half buried in the strawberry ice cream, and you take a closer look.

#Extra Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+1 Belly)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 06 out of 100: FAILED!
Velo has gained 2 points of Belly from the Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! Amplified because icy tasty things just hit your sweet spot, sugar!

You can't help it. So delicious! What the fudge, how did this happen!? It's a wallet covered with more of this downright addictive ice cream and you can't but help yourself to more. Oh, and what's worse is the ice cream slathered on the wallet regenerates as you lick it off! What!? How!? No way!? This is a nightmare! But it's... a delicious nightmare! You manage to pull away just in time.

You check the insides of the wallet and it seems like it belongs to a certain "Penny the Espeon." You wonder just how it ended up here, but you figure you probably should bring it back to Penny. Maybe she'll reward you for your efforts!

#[Penny the Espeon's Wallet] Extra Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+1 Belly)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Okay, time to head back now. That's definitely enough ice cream for today...

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 10/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour