The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Scytherwolf]

Hm...I'll search (37) Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall - (37) Exterior

[Noblejanobii]

I'll take the day to workout. The belly's getting a little too full for comfort.

[Neo Emolga]

I'll take the day to workout. The belly's getting a little too full for comfort.

Fluffy stuff and bulging guts are so not your thing, so you're pumping iron and going cardio-crazy for a fun and frantic workout to burn that sugar and shatter those calories!

Madder has dropped 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

Oh, that feels a hell of a lot better. You flex out and feel extra hardcore now. Rock those muscles!

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

Ungh... tonight, I'm going to run myself through some Parkour. So much for my typing being a saving grace.

For now, time for some random interviewing.

Interview 41 Snorkle the Delphox.

You head outside and... oh geez.

Velo has gained 1 point of Belly from the Chocolate Rain!

So delicious and you lick it off your face like a kid at the candy store. But after snapping back to your senses, you look down, pat your bulging Lugia belly, and it feels like it's starting to become a worrisome situation...

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Psychic)

You find Snorkle the Delphox working at Warget where she's a cashier. Just as she gets off of her shift, you greet her and she looks up at you with the goofiest, seemingly happiest smile. The fiery fox dances at you as a greeting.

"Wow, oh, hey there!" Snorkle greets you happily. "I think you're the biggest customer I've ever had! Soooo cooooool!"

You nod, introduce yourself, and ask Snorkle what she knows about the Squawkers and if she's seen anything unusual or weird lately. Well, more weird than the standard weird.

"Oh, it's my daughter, Dinkle!" Snorkle tells you, looking concerned, but only for a moment. "She found this really weird coin! And it's cute, but funny, but weird, and I don't get it! It has a cute but angry Lillipup on it! And ever since Dinkle found it, I think it's having some weird effect on her. I mean, she's just the cutest little honey bun, but it's having an even odder it's-just-making-her-cuter effect on her! I don't know if that's healthy!"

"You've got to convince her to part with it!" Snorkle pleads. "Because, well, even though school's out, she just wants to play with it and doesn't want me to home-school her! I can't allow that! She'll grow up not knowing how to add apples and play the trombone! Listen, Dinkle really loves silly, dank memes. Maybe that'll work!?"

"Oh, you should totally check out our clothing section!" Snorkle tells you. "We've got EEVEE ONESIES for sale and not even Tal-Mart has that! Screw Tal-Mart! They're LAAAAMEE! But yes, buy more Eevee Onesies! I mean, there's nothing more hilarious than a Pokémon pretending to be another Pokémon! I mean, just the other say I saw a Zorua with one of those Eevee onesies! It was the most adorable thing! They're a bit pricey, but they're so cute. I think we have them even in YOUR size! Imagine a giant Lugia like you, all cute and dressed up as an Eevee! Oooh, just the thought of that makes me so happy I could squeak!"

You nod, not really sure about the whole idea, but you hear her out anyway.

"Oh, it's really hard to figure out who might be a Squawker!" Snorkle tells you. "But I'm beginning to think this 'Al' Pokémon are mentioning might be one of them! These riddles are turning up everywhere, but I think they're all connected and Al is trying to play games on everyone! That's cruel! Al could be walking and listening in on us and we wouldn't know! HEY AL, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, KNOCK IT OFF, YOU FRUITCAKE!"

"Oh darn, breaks over!" Snorkle cries, realizing she needs to clock in again. "Well, it was nice meeting you, Velo! You're such a sweet and lovable Lugia! Don't be a stranger, and really, buy one of those Eevee onesies! S P E N D M O N E Y!"

She then heads back to her register, wearing the silliest and goofiest smile as she waits for her next customer..

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 9/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

[Bulbasaur]

Will do some working out.

[VeloJello]

Ungh... tonight, I'm going to run myself through some Parkour. So much for my typing being a saving grace.

For now, time for some random interviewing.

Interview 41 Snorkle the Delphox.

[Neo Emolga]

Hm...I'll search (37) Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall - (37) Exterior

It's a wonderful day for letting your tongue hang out and getting chocolate all over your faaaccceeee!!

Carly has gained 1 point of Belly from the Chocolate Rain!

Now why would anyone turn down free candy?

You decide to check out the exterior of the Bouncing Bunny Shopping Mall, where there's quite a lot of cars and shoppers and even they're enjoying the rain, though this is probably detrimental in the overall way of things. But at least it's tasty!

You head toward the loading dock and you find a rather interesting looking cabinet, protected by Master Schlock! I mean seriously, the security on this thing is kind of ridiculous. There's gizmos, gadgets, lasers, and some other dohickey thing. You're beginning to wonder if it already knows what your favorite color is.

{Master Schlock Security Cabinet: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Ghost Type+}

I mean you could try burning it, but that would probably set some alarms off. And though you're not exactly fearful of what the Booplesnoot police department would do to you given their rather silly track record, you still wouldn't rather go through the process of dealing with them. Better to come back with someone who can... make their way around this thing.

You decide to check out the rest of the mall's exterior, but you don't really find anything before just a lot more cars enjoying the clearance sales the mall has going on, as if it's the end of the world coming up! Well, it kinda is, just with a lot more candy involved.

Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100%)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 7/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

Will do some working out.

You feel Madder has the right idea. Get those biceps and triceps truckin'! You want to make the aftermath of that sherbet nonsense stop existing and you know running and pumping and doing the Arnold peck decks will make you more badass, so you have at it!

Eddie has dropped 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You're getting better, man! You definitely feel a lot of that gut is gone and though it might have a bit more to go, you're making a heck of a lot of nice progress. Chew on that, Squawkers!

Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[arnisd]

I'll go and investigate (1) The Booplesnoot Times Newspaper Headquarters

[Suicune's Fire]

Gonna go to the game store and see if I can get that new preorder...

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