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Gonna go to the game store and see if I can get that new preorder...

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Mmm, that tasty, tantalizing chocolate...

Smack 'em Susan has gained 1 point of Belly from the Chocolate Rain!

Of course you don't turn down free candy!

You head over to Gameflop, the fastest way to turn what was once $2000 Snax worth of gaming hardware and software into $50 Snax of store credit! I mean, you're sure you're never going to play that again, right?

You head around the building itself and don't really notice anything weird, save for the fact that there's a storm drain where there's a whole much of Ratattas wolfing down on the chocolate, and you're not sure if they're employees who work here or they're actually living here, or both! You ask one of them and they just say yes.

You head inside where shelves and shelves of games are on display along with huge cardboard cutouts of game characters and promotional titles that haven't been released yet and absolutely DEMANDS to be preordered to put all those poor developers into a panic about deadlines. And while walking around, you nearly step on a cheesy t-shirt that isn't your size and is marked clearance and features a game character you have no clue about.

You browser around and take a note of all the stuff they have for sale.

GAMEFLOP STORE
$[Phony Slaystation 4] 500 Snax$
$[Pretendo Twitch] 300 Snax$
$[Psychosoft Vex-Box] 300 Snax$
$[5,000 Psychosoft Vex-Box Card] 350 Snax$
$[Slimecraft for Psychosoft Vex-Box] 60 Snax$
$[Bark Souls for Psychosoft Vex-Box] 60 Snax$
$[Finally Fantasy XXVII for Phony Slaystation 4] 60 Snax$
$[Call of Fruity: Ultra Modern Black Ops Warfare Ghosts for Phony Slaystation 4] 60 Snax$
$[Letter of Zalda - Breath of the Child for Pretendo Twitch] 60 Snax$
$[Winky Funny Pikachu Plushie] 40 Snax$

I mean, there's a few more things, but they're all pre-owned and come in sketchy blank boxes with badly-placed stickers placed on other stickers and no instruction manual and all the special offer codes that give you free cosmetic hat items have probably been used up, and it's just no good if you don't get those special pre-order hats! That's just unacceptable.

Everything else is just in empty boxes. Turns out they don't put in any actual game disc in these until you buy it. So the dude that tried to shoplift Bark Souls the other day just got an empty box. Jokes on him, unless he got enough entertainment from free plastic!

You also notice Blimey the Azumarill works here and lordy, he's annoying as hell. He keeps watching you and you're not sure if he's stalking you thinking you're going to steal that Pikachu plushie or if he's going to ask you on a date. You really feel like Giga Draining his sorry aqua bunny behind, but you decide just leaving without buying anything sounds more fun, but before you do so, you just mutter to yourself "ah, I think I'll just buy that online" just loud enough so he hears it.

You decide to head back to Peep Base and engage the other Peeps in a pillow fight, which feels more fun and interactive right now.

Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master