#17 Blimey the Azumarill was turned into a glorious, giant sugar cookie by the Squawkers!
OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 51 Hangry Fans Hotel!
It had been a troubling night for ol' Blimey. Biggs had been called by Hude, who was going frantic over the aqua rabbit's troubling transformation.
"WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Hude wailed. "I recognized him the second I saw it! POOR BLIMEY! I shop at GameFlop all the time because I'm so bad at restraining myself and protecting my disposable income and- ooh, shiny!"
Biggs just turned to Wedge and shrugged as Hude went to suddenly go chase a car down the street. The nutty Lopunny then picked up the giant, nicely detailed sugar cookie that used to be Blimey the Azumarill. Again, it looked like Blimey was totally ecstatic about this transformation as it happened, but Wedge shook his head in doubt as the Machamp made an angry face.
"It HAS to be mind control!" Wedge snarled. "Artificial happiness. All of it!"
"Ohh," Vivi jumped up and down. "Could... could I at least try a little-"
"NO," Wedge snapped at her. "That's like eating someone's corpse!"
"Aww..." Vivi moaned in sadness as the Golisopod's expression become all melancholy. "Such... tasty... corpse. It could have been mine! WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
Biggs looked around, but didn't see much for evidence besides... yet another cookie left behind by the assailant. It was a simple and ordinary chocolate chip cookie, just sitting there right besides his bunny foot. It looked so innocent, but then again, so nefarious considering the situation.
"Cookie Monger!" Biggs exclaimed in horror. "I knew it! That villainous, evil, cookie-obsessed knave! When will their disastrous and maniacal plot to cookie-tize the world come to an end!? "
"Would you stop it and get with the program!?" Wedge shouted. "Man up and help me fight these maniacs! And that goes for you too, Vivi!"
Wedge then looked for Vivi, suddenly noticing she disappeared. Biggs too, couldn't find the missing Golisopod at first either. But then when they turned around, there she was, running after the same car that Hude the Spoink was bouncing toward.
"SHINY!" Vivi and Hude chimed in together as they merrily chased the speeding automobile.
Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
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(3) Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries has been entirely turned into candy!
All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!
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