The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

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#49 Cabbi the Honchkrow has been turned into a Papier-mâché sculpture by the Squawkers!!!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 61 Sippy Tip Beach!

Things hadn't gone well for Cabbi tonight. First, you're trying to enjoy the beach as your giant, black crow-like self the way crow-like self creatures do to enjoy beaches, and then bam. Papier-mâché. What does that even feel like? Well, you could try asking Cabbi, but you're not going to get much talk out of him now! And tonight, the Booplesnoot police, Biggs the Lopunny, Wedge the Machamp, and Vivi the Golisopod, were trying to make sense of the incident. For some of them, that's a little harder than others.

"This is stupid," Wedge the Machamp spat.

"He actually looks quite happy to be like that now!" Vivi remarked in a cheery voice. "Look, he's all elated with his wings spread out like this was the best thing ever! It looks so cute!"

"I second that, he actually looks like this was the best moment of his life!" Biggs bunny-hopped with a smile before quickly composing himself. "Oh, I mean, it would have been better if he was still normal, but hey, it looks like he was at least happy before it happened!"

"Are you two idiots?" Wedge snarled, throwing all four of his gray arms down in frustration. "Look at what's happening to our town and you're busy off thinking it's-"

He was cut off as he looked at Vivi, wolfing down on some of the sugary sand. She suddenly stopped when she noticed Wedge was looking at her, and she looked up with sugar sand still spilling out of her mouth.

"Wut?" Vivi asked with her mouth full of sugary sand. "Itfs sof seet nn asfy! Wunt fome?"

"No, you bumbling idiot!" Wedge shouted. "Focus on the investigation before we all end up like that!"

"Uhhh... right!" Biggs shouted. "We'll get to the bottom of this once and for all! Come, you two! To the Bunny Mobile!"

"But we just came here in- dammit, forget it," Wedge snarled before sighing.

And then Biggs hopped off in glee with Vivi following close behind with a skip in her step while Wedge begrudgingly followed, remembering to take Cabbi's "remains" with him.

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
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(32) Peachy Beep Elementary School has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!