The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

If I wasn't a killjoy master, I'd say...




THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!




...But I am, and now I'm looking for another boredom cure. Let's walk into the belly of the beast.


SEARCH (43d) Yandil is a Stalker Fine Dining Restaurant.

Smack 'em Susan has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You head over to the Silver Orange Hotel and decide to check out this rather fancy restaurant they have attached to the hotel called Yandil is a Stalker, featuring a Smeargle dressed in a top coat, top hat, and with a sledgehammer! It's a very fancy place and it has fountains, statues, expensive paintings, and very gaudy chandeliers. And they're playing very fine classical music.

Even though you're not here to eat, you flip through the menu and there's interesting items like the Overkill Fillet Mignon and the Stalker Soup of the Day! And the prices are... well, they're pricy. You could say they're... murder. •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Well, then there's the fact there's a fancy-pants dress code. The dudes are wearing suits and tuxes and the ladies are wearing expensive dresses. And the kids are... well, there are no kids. Not surprising. You walk by a fancily-dressed Nidoqueen and Nidoking and a formally-dressed group of dark-type Pokémon as you look around, but you don't really find anything too out of the ordinary.

You then get to the kitchen, which is, of course, spotless. Like you could eat your food off the floor and that would totally be okay, but they'd still be charging you out the butt for that floor food. And then you see something very interesting. A Linguini Creator! It seems like no one is watching you, so you decide to mess around with it.

{Linguini Creator: =Linguini Creation!=}



After you've had your fun, you decide to head back and enjoy some Netflix and chill, also!

Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master