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I think I'll interveiw #3 Zuul the Minccino
Interview Rapport: ✭EPIC!!✭
Same Evolution Line!

You find Zuul the Minccino works as a journalist at the Booplesnoot Times Newspaper and he typically doesn't like his job, but you have a feeling that's not because of the nature of the work, it's because of... Bappyboo. Out of the corner of your eye, you see he's working on a story that Babbyboo requested about what's fluffier, an Eevee or a Buneary, and he just couldn't care less about the subject matter.

"Oh HEY!" Zuul lights up when he sees you! "Thank you, I could use a break from this... crap. I mean my stupid boss keeps requesting stupid stories like... yeah, LOOK AT THIS! Who cares!? Anyway, it was bad before the Squawkers showed up, but it's only gotten worse. And yeah, she told me it's this or do a story about taste-testing every afflicted building in town and do a food review about it. Like hell I'm doing that. So fluff versus fluff it is."

You ask Zuul about what he has learned about the Squawkers and if he's come across anything that might be helpful.

"I SWEAR my stupid boss Bappyboo got afflicted by one of these Squawkers," Zuul tells you with a hard sigh. "I mean she's always been annoying and cheeky, but she treats the Squawker invasion like it's no big deal and everyone's real estate turing into candy is just wonderful. And why does she keep wanting to send reporters and journalists into those afflicted places? They're freaking dangerous! I had to roll Duggy the Quilava over to the Get Buffed! Exercise Club because he just barely made it back alive and only stopped devouring all that cake because he became too much like a bowling ball to continue snacking. I told him to seriously never do these stupid kinds of stories. I'd rather get fired than end up like that! Well, he's on sick leave after Zezzyzee worked him so hard that he barfed, but at least he's still alive and in one piece!"

"I really didn't become a journalist for this," Zuul sighs. "Or these kinds of stupid stories! I wanted to cover cool stuff, like entertainment, music, maybe movie reviews, that kind of thing. Instead I'm stuck doing crap. Oh, but speaking of music, I should show you how I rock a bass guitar sometime! I've gotten so badass at it!"

You've discovered 3 Zuul the Minccino has the Death Metal Perky!

"Whew, just wow," Zuul sighs with almost a slight laugh, looking a lot better after having talked to you. "Say, you know what, you're a cool guy and I appreciate you saving my sanity from having to look at this dumb story for the last two hours. I think I'm just going to say screw it and shovel out dumb, random reasons why Eevee is fluffier and just throw it out there for publishing. I don't even think Bappyboo really even cares and Whopper just does whatever because she's overworked by Bappyboo. She's a moron too and I can't stand her face."

"Say, I think you'll be able to use this," Zull tells you, handing over a plastic membership card. "I haven't made any orders lately, but I'm sure you'll make better use of it than I have."

3 Zuul the Minccino has given you his [Glamazon Prime Membership]!

"Thanks for stopping by," Zuul smiles. "I'll catch you around, Fírnen!"

Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans