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Lets talk to #17 Blimey the Azumarill
Totally! But first...!

Madder has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

So mindlessly delicious. Mmm, see, now that's how you do breakfast! Psh, this makes toast look BORING!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Fairy)

You find Blimey works at GameFlop, and he's a pushy, egotistical dude, but he seems to welcome you to GameFlop. You ask him what he knows about the Squawkers and if he can provide any help with that.

"Not much," he shakes his head. "They just creep me out. Never understood the point of what they're doing anyway. Though I did have a chat with Joobie the Noctowl, who also works here and does the restocking. He thinks he knows a few names of Squawkers. I remember he said Al was definitely one of them, which seems like a typical, although boring, kind of name. He also thinks there's one named Etchy. And he thinks it has something to do with crayons. Yeah, I don't know what that might mean either."

You then notice he's fiddling with a strange key. There's something interesting about it and your magical Peep radar is firing off. You've got to have it! You then ask him about it and if he wouldn't mind sharing it.

"What this?" he asks, looking at the key and then hiding it away. "No way! Look, you seem nice, but I don't hand over my precious! It's my precious! Mine!"

And then an idea comes to you. An awful idea. You get your Grinch grin on, and you whip out your laptop of mass destruction.

17 Blimey the Azumarill <Memes> OR <Browser History Hacking>



You RIP your way through all of Blimey's social media accounts, his personal accounts, and even pillage your way through his network drives to uncover the WORST you can get on this Azumarill. Oh yes. OH YESSSS!

You find out ol' Blimey here is a Peeping Tom and he has an absolutely bizarre obsession with making clothing out of Christmas wrapping paper while doing his hobby of traffic ticket origami. He also collects a LOT of dolls and he loves to whack them around with a hockey stick to the tune of thrash metal. And he does all this while his friend Foogly the Hitmonchan records him on camera. Oh, and he keeps a personal video blog about his dreams, and how his absolute favorite was the one where he was Snorlax in a spaceship eating all the Dittos he could ever imagine.

You show him these lovely findings and you realize handing him his own severed head would have been less frightening to him.

"NOOOOOOO!!" he scream morbidly. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO OH NO OH STOP STOP!! I... I... just take it! TAKE IT AND NEVER SHOW ANYONE THAT!"

17 Blimey the Azumarill has become Compliant!

He then tosses the key to you and you catch it in midair! Unfortunately.

#Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything - FAIRY (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 35 out of 100: FAILED!

Madder feels extra super silly as he gains 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything!

THE PAIN! Actually, it's not really painful, but now being the cutest Mimikyu of all just doesn't fare well for you.

The #[My Little Ponyta Magical Castle Key] Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything! - FAIRY (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Oh lordy, this silly key. You can't imagine what kind of nonsense this thing will open up, save for the fact it likely goes to something else that's My Little Ponyta-related. Ooh, can't wait! No really, you can.

You decide to wave goodbye to Azumarill, who is shivering like you just murdered fifty Pokémon in front of him! He looks like he needs a drink!

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 10/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking