Quote Originally Posted by VeloJello View Post
I'm not feeling suicidal, so the search will have to wait. Tomorrow I'll keep searching the hotel, or escort someone into it with my perk. For now, it's time for more hardcore parkour!
You twitch. Your eyes glow. You hit level 100 and create the ZEXAN dimension and now reign as it's grand queen mystical commander... if you could only figure out a way to actually cross over into it. It's okay because you can still mass-email everyone there.

You hulk out, bend tanks with your tongue, you hop like a bunny, you know all the lyrics to Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire, you poop out a Pyroar, and then you get through Verizon's customer service number and get your issue resolved within seconds without being transferred!

Velo has obliterated 5 points of Belly and 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness using the magnitude of the cosmos in the arcane form of Hardcore Parkour and randomly mastered jiu jitsu and sewing as well!

You feel awesome! You feel powerful and mighty! You randomly make a plushie of Lugia self and it's incredible! You bow and confetti rains from hammerspace!

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour