#6 Deeky the Pachirisu was turned into a Pokémon Trading Card Game card by the Squawkers!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 57 Beach Outhouses!

"Nooooooo!" Cried Conker the Pachirisu when he realized his squirrelly wife was now just a playing card. "I don't even play this game! AGHHH!!"

"There's got to be some way to change mommy back!" little Nippy the Pachirisu squeaked. "I mean, I've always soiled my diaper but that always gets refreshed!" She then turned to Biggs, "would you know of a way Mister Wabbit?"

"But of course!" Biggs bowed with a goofy smile. "Well, I mean not yet. But I will find a way! Hopefully! Possibly! Well, I don't really know but... oh, I'll try! I'll try at least for a little while!"

"Awww noooo, he's dumb!" Kahoo cried. "We're doomed!"

In the meantime, Vivi tried to talk, but it only came out as muffled nonsense as her mouth was full of sugar sand again. And this time, Wedge really did bonk her on the head, knocking her unconscious! It's Super Effective!

"There must be a cure for... Squawker stupidity!" Conker exclaimed profusely, turning to Biggs, grabbing his uniform, and shaking it like he was trying to give Biggs a colossal headache. "I have two kids that now only have a playing card for a mother! This is evil what the Squawkers did! Can't you seeeee!?"

"We need to find..." Biggs contemplated, thinking over the situation carefully, "...we should try to see if we could hire... a wizard."

"A wiz-WHAT!?" Conker exclaimed. "Are you DAFT!? Why I ought to...!"

And that was when Wedge bonked Biggs on the head, knocking him unconscious! It's Super Effective!

"Thank you," Conker sighed.

"I'll be frank, I don't know if there's a way to reverse this," Wedge told the electric squirrel. "But if there is, I'll personally let you know and do my best to make it work."

"Thanks," Conker sighed with relief. "I'll keep my fingers crossed."

"Daddy?" Nippy asked Conker. "Could I please... zap the bunny?"

"Absolutely, honey," Conker smiled.

"Oh boy!" Nippy exclaimed excitedly.

And they happily spent the rest of the evening, zapping Biggs over and over again. And Biggs dreamed he was riding the lightning across the sky, looking all pokey and static-struck with his fur standing up, but everyone was having a good time. Well, at least for now.

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
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(17) Booplesnoot Sity Hall has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!