The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Must...not...give up! Must....have....DETERMINATION! I must....REINCARNATE!

We're still doing Undertale references? Ah, okay, good stuff. "BUT IT REFUSED!"

NEO PACHIRISU'S CURRENT STATE IS:

CHILL AND RELAXED!
Okay, I'm being nice this time because you were cool and stuffs before! Oh, and besides that, I'm doing just fine! Hey, it's a nice Saturday night! And I just finished with my laundry!

Yeah, dudes and dudettes, that last explosion was undoubtedly awful. Why not reincarnate yourself to... well, not only come back, but also hide what you were before so no one knows! "Oh, that exploded Beautifly!? Who!? I've never seen them before in my life! Wow, how embarrassing! I'd never have that happen to meeee. I'm way too cool for that, ha-ha-ha ha ha la da de do da."

And what's also nice about it is you get to try something entirely new! Woo-hoo! Okay, so colorful butterflies just aren't your thing. Duly noted! You live, you die, you live again! Extra life!

Right, so let's get on with the show. Drum roll, please! *ba dum rum dum rum dum rum dum rum pa pum pum*

The Creator has decided to resurrect @Chakramaster as a...

JIRACHI!

Okay, I'm spilling the beans! My secret source for being kind and generous to you was selecting your SECOND FAVORITE POKÉMON! Well, I was at least going off of your Top 10 list! I mean sure, it's like two and a half years old, but I figure if handsome and nifty Jirachi was your number #2 pick back then, you've gotta have still have some love for the little dude, right? Of course!

But hey, look at the bright side! You only have to work for just a WEEK every 1,000 years! Dude, no one EVER gets that much vacation time! But of course you can just completely ignore that rule because you're cool and you're even better and more badass than one of those silly genies.

Soren the Valiant Jirachi (S: Steel/Psychic)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

See, you're all cleaned up and ready to get back in there! See, favor for favor and a little reciprocity magic goes so far!