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Bless watched as the infernal spawn of the sparkles she had just massacred took their revenge on this world. Given that everything was already tourist-trap cute, it wasn't exactly very effective, but it tried nevertheless. Everyone seemed joyous and chipper (ugh) about it anyways, so now was the time to check a theory she had about that mad child, Bagz. Was he always that unstable, or was this recent that he had went... Sqwalker class insane? Only one way to find out.

Get Chatty with #40, Snackster, about Bagz, and if he's always been weird or if this was a new thing (ya know, like the start of all this chaos?) Also, where might be the best place to procure a weedwacker? A Thunderous Desire for Lawn Flaying brand one to be specific. Thank you!
Bless slaps on 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday! Reduced damage because of the Puns of Anarchy Style!

Ooh, that felt a bit tingly!

Interview Rapport: ✭EPIC!!✭
Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

While Snackster the Charizard is normally a suspicious and guile chap, why, not today! You ask that plucky Charizard about Bagz.

"Ha, ha, ha!" Snackster laughs. "Bagz isn't just a normal idiot. He takes it to a level of mastery. He's good if you're bored. Now if he were a Squawker... well, I don't know. I think he might even be too stupid for Squawkers to possess. See, if I were a Squawker, would I want to take over someone so heinously moronic like that? Might even be too much for their standards!"

"Looking for weedwackers, huh?" Snackster asked, looking away and thinking it over. "Landscapers probably have one. They've got trucks around, though I imagine some of them must have just fled after the city started turning into candied goo. I think there's one at the Glam Glam Casino. Well, what used to be a casino anyway!"

As you look at Snackster, you see him pull out what looks like a high-coveted item to him. It looks like a military manual with a next codex and... he slams it shut when he sees you spying on it!

"No, no, no-no-no-no-no!" Snackster shakes his head. "I mean... well, you're a REALLY COOL Umbreon and I think we should play beer pong sometime, but these codes... THEY'RE MINE! Unless... well, I need new hardware. You're rich, right!? Sure you are! Get me that new iPhony 89! And that gnarly Phony Slaystation 4! I think then that'll be a fair trade!"

Well, you could be creative, too.

40 Snackster the Charizard: (iPhony 89 AND Phony Slaystation 4) OR <Browser History Hacking>

"Hey, come on, pal, I know you can afford it! I want that stuff bad!"

You snicker when you think "just how bad."

Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master