Quote Originally Posted by arnisd View Post
I'm going to work out, I feel to darn cute. Put on some death metal!
You're extremely darn cute! This is a bad thing and it's good that you recognize this as a threat to national security. You do your civic duty by utilizing death metal, a time-honored tradition and custom of growling, snarling, hog-squealing, and screaming. The lights flash. You get random fires and the whole Peep base shakes with your thunderous thrashing and mayhem. You wear armor made of bones.

You bench press a rusted truck. You bend iron bars with your teeth. You floss with razor wire. You jump rope with spiked chains and you use a flamethrower and randomly set a trash can on fire. You get a good whiff just because you can. You smash glass. You upset the neighbors. You steal their barbecue grill. You turn that same barbecue grill into a bulldozer tank. You overthrow ninja masters.

Dio has dropped 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You feel better. There's still plenty of cuteness to shake off, but it feels good to have anarchy running through your veins again.

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal