Quote Originally Posted by Shruikan View Post
I'll go talk to #56 Frootkie the Quilava and ask them about what it's like having fire on your back all the time. Oh and if they know anything about the squawkers or anthing else suspicious.
Frootkie seems like a nice chap, so you head out there and... oh.

Fírnen has become extra adorable and plushy with 4 extra points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

Interview Rapport: ✭EPIC!!✭
Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

Normally Frootkie is a fruity, dramatic Pokémon, but today she's not letting the world get to her! And she's dressed like a ballerina. Even while she's working at the mall at the Barnies and Nibbles Bookstore.

"Hi hi there!" Frootkie greets you with an overly-energetic smile! "I hope you're having a really, really, REALLY wonderful day! Oh my god, if not, you'd better start trying! Or I'm going to make you have a really wonderful day MY WAY OH YES OH YES!"

You ask her about having fire on her back. She giggles.

"It's cool, isn't it!?" she smiles, giving you a nifty demonstration before she winks as you. "Who needs sparklers when I have this!? I'm way cooler than those! Too cool for school!"

You then ask her about Squawkers and if she knows anything about them. She nods, having a sudden change in heart and look on her face.

"Ugh, I had this one customer," Frootkie moans, looking tired. "Comes in here, buys six books. And get this. These books are all about candy canes and ringtones. Candy canes! Who even cares about those outside of Christmas season!? Well, this nutwhack named Bappyboo does. She's a regular customer here, but lately she's gotten WEIRDER. Keeps calling me 'sweetcakes.' I LOATHE being called 'sweetcakes.' I even told her that but she just giggles. Do me a favor and keep a watch on that psycho, because she might be one of them."

"And don't get me started on Bagz!" Frootkie exclaims. "I hate Bagz. Bagz has his goat head so far up his rear that he's probably discovered an alternate dimension in there by now. Just the other day, he comes in here, EATS A BOOK, and gives us a bad rating on a RESTAURANT REVIEW WEBSITE! Stay away from him, because he'll make you dumber just with his presence."

"Oh, and I need suggestions for a new costume next week," Frootkie tells you. "I LOVE costumes! I'm thinking either a Dragonite, a hair comb, a compact disc, or a burrito that's actually made with chocolate, marshmallows, and yummy gooey layer cake on the inside all wrapped with a fluffy pancake! Yeah, you're right, I'll go with the hair comb."

You then say your goodbye and wave, feeling somewhat smarter than you did before.

Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 7/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans