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Excellent! A perfectly normal night!

Time for some vandalism.

Madder, no. We need to search (29) Talmart Exterior

You're such a buzzkill.

If it keeps us from getting arrested I'm all for it.
Yeah, come on, Sloane. Such a buzzkill.

You head over to the outside of Tal-Mart to see if they've got anything cool going on. Like free money!

Well, it's mostly parking lots, cars, and empty Staryubucks cups. That alien technology and those cheat codes you were hoping to find just aren't around. You find the exterior of this huge store is actually pretty nice and isn't grimy and nasty, but you imagine it probably doesn't have too long before it all becomes some deranged dessert creation.

You start checking out the most obscure places, like the dumpster, the circus tent, the sandbox displays, and every shopping cart. Well, you don't find much (besides sand), but then you check the storm drain just a short waddle away from the front entrance. You find there's just enough room for you to squeeze in, but to make it a little more convenient, you remove the grate from the other side so it's not such a pain in the butt.

And then you hear maniacal laughing. You turn around and it's a god-forsaken Mr Mime. With a blue balloon. And he just keeps smiling. And somewhere off in the distance, you think you hear deranged carnival music playing.

"Hi there, Maddie," he laughed. "Looking for this?"

He then dangles a key fob in front of you. You figure you're probably going to need that. You see the label on them for just a fraction of a second, but the word "landscaping" sticks out. Landscaping, that weed-whacker, it all sounds like it's coming together, but this creep is in the way and he's got the keys you need.

"We can be friends, Maddie," he smiles again in a creepy way. "I'm Nickelfool the clown. Maddie and Nicklefool. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think, Maddie? You want the keys, Maddie? How about a balloon? It floats, Maddie. You'll float too! We all float down here."

Yeah... no. Right now, you're one rocket launcher short of dealing with this freak, so you decide to bail out of there while you can. And he just laughs as you run, though you figure this is the better deal than to risk getting your arms ripped off.

{Storm Drain: ^Small Pokémon^ AND Something to Deal With Nickelfool the Mr Mime Insanity Clown}

You head back to Peep base, remembering you've got something to deal with clowns somewhere around here. Maybe not a nuclear weapon of mass destruction, but at least something conventional!

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 8.75/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking