The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

let's jump in with Cipher the Ninetales FOR A DEATH METAL WORKOUT mWHAHAHAHA!

You join in the unholy serenade, laughing manically with a roar that shakes the walls and causes the light to fade as infernal darkness surrounds the area! You bring out a little black bag, and you rip it open, unleashing countless battalions of shadow souls that allow the shade to swallow the light. Your eyes glow red and shoot HYPER DOOM LASERS OF PAIN, destroying a piñata and a birthday cake, ruining a Cleffa's birthday party before sending them all screaming in agony. And you like it! You é̹͇̳̞̹͓̤v̼̜i̦̹͔͍̰̥̲l͚͙̫̻̹̱, thing, you.

Doom metal and thrashing bass fills the planet and random things get lit aflame. You launch a flaming skull out the window like a meteor of doom. It laughs as it sets everything on fire and smothers an infernal pestilence across the once colorful landscape!

Madder has d̠̗̣̤̮͇̤e̦̟͉̤̞̭̫f̻̫̤͜i͉̳͖̮͕̜l͚̺̹͖͉͎̩͡e͇d͠ and assassinated 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness and traumatized multiple children in the process! Yippie!

Bones, flames, and black shadowy things are all over the place thanks to you! What a beautiful day!

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4.75/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking