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Alright, you know what? My lead led me to a putrid pudding pile (which admittedly did turn up good results, but nothing I'm after), so let's try the direct approach. Maybe Hude will appreciate someone of his typing coming to talk to him. If this doesn't work, I'll capitulate for now, but I can't help but feel that he's our likeliest Al candidate.

Interview 19 Hude the Spoink.
Interview Rapport: POSITIVE
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Psychic)

You find Hude still working the front desk... even though he's probably not on payroll anymore because said front desk, along with the rest of the hotel, is now pudding goo and it's dripping from the ceiling and landing on both of you. But he's still bouncing away like business is usual and nothing really changed. The odd thing is he's biting the front desk in a way that almost implies he's done this before. Like before it was pudding and back when it was still wood.

"Hey Hude," you greet him, hoping he's not that stupid. "I came to ask you about the Squawkers! Know anything about them?"

"Candy," Hude smiles before taking another mouthful of front desk pudding. "Squawkers and candy!"

You nod, knowing that also in today's news, the sun rose up today and there were fish that woke up still in the ocean! Who'd a thunk it!?

"Hude, can you brain today?" you ask, hoping for some kind of juicy and informative tidbit. "What else did the Squawkers do?"

"Maybe candy?" Hude asks, thinking. "Some candy! Big candy! Lots of candy! Yay!"

And then, overjoyed beyond belief, he lets loose a roaring, monstrous fart and he giggles through the entire thing like an ecstatic schoolboy finding cupcakes in his lunchbox. You accidently catch a slight whiff and it smells like blasphemy. You really wonder how that tiny piggy body can hold so much toxic methane but somehow it just does.

You decide to go before the Creator has to put Health and Sanity damage back into the game.

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour