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Let's make some new leads. Erm, new friends.

Interview 65 Kneezor the Simisage and 51 Baconz the Grumpig.
ACTION #1!

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, INTIMIDATING
+Intimidation (Flying vs Grass)

You skip off to see Kneezor the Simisage, and you find out from magical word of mouth that he's the owner of the Hangry Fans Hotel, which thankfully is still inedible. Still, it surprises you how a cranky guy like Kneezor is the owner of this place. He doesn't even like sports! And he's too old to play them!

"What!?" he barks as you come in to the office. "If you're looking to mug me, I have nothing in the register, so ha ha ha, screw you!"

You smile and assure him you mean no harm, though you do fantasize yourself ramming a brick in his mouth for him to chew on. Mmm, extra crunchy! You also ask about the Squawkers.

"Fine!" he complains. "Just don't touch me. Especially with your teeth! Nothing likes being eaten, you know!"

"I think at least one of the Squawkers has been here," Kneezor tells you. "Just the other night, I saw the remains of a Swellow after exploding into glitter. What the hell is that!? Some bozo said it happened on the 4th floor. Maybe the third. Whatever, something of that sort. Housekeeping doesn't want to do their bloody job there now and that means no one is going to check into those rooms to find out what did that! What do I pay these people for, excuses!? No. And I need new landscaping as well, because these degenerate clowns are dumber than fifty-two forks rammed into a cutting board. There are HOLES outside on my property! Dumb, stupid clods. The lot of them."

He then looks away and grumbles some more. Sheesh. It's like someone you replaced his Cocoa Puffs with rabbit poops!


ACTION #2!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Psychic)

You find Baconz works as a cashier at Dootlocker at the mall. She seems sneaky, like she's been ringing up items twice and naughty things like that. Up to no good, really.

"Hey there," Baconz smiles to you. "What chu buyin'?"

You actually tell her you're here about the Squawkers, and she nods.

"I've had to look for a hotel to live in," Baconz tells you with some irk. "Those losers totally messed up my apartment! My computer, my phone, my tablet, everything! Gawd, I don't even like taffy! But I think someone's trapped on the fifth or sixth floor. I used to live up there and I heard shouting, but hey, I figure they probably got out by now, right? Well, I haven't gone back to check. I have a feeling we'd just both get stuck if I went back to help them! You know how it is."

"Well, in other news, Teepsy doesn't think this is a problem even though he lost all his stuff too," Baconz tells you. "Guess he only had junk, though isn't that still on the sucky side of life? I'd think so."

"Anyway, you totally should play basketball and wear our shoes," Baconz says to you. "Get out there and play! Exercise is good for your health!"

You swear you've heard that one before. In any case, you nod and decide to head out. Adventure awaits!

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour