The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Time to get these first actions in!

(27) SILLY SLIDE OF RAINBOWS OH MY GOSHISHISHNESS YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS OUT

This time let's try (27b) MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!

then I'll search the area again by searching

(27a) RAINBOW SLIDES!!!! Leaving only the exterior to search before leaving. So if someone wants to help there, feel free to help!

ACTION ONE!

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Obviously you just didn't get enough of RAINBOW SLIDES SO THERE MUST BE MORE NAOW OMG HERE THERE BE CHAOS YARRR OMG wait for it... R-R-R-R-RAINBOW SLIDEEEEEZZZZZZZSZSZSZSZZZ!!!!

You're insanely addicted to these things, so you decide to go nutty on more of these insanity rainbow slides until your fuzzy Pikachu butt starts bleeding and you take 7389 Health Damage! Only kidding, but you decide now that it's night and the lines are shorter, that means more rainbow slides just for you!

While other Pokémon have gone home after whirling themselves silly on these things, you decide NOOO, you're spending all day and night on these puppies! And discovering all the secret areas! It's like a maze of insanity rainbow slides and you're not going home until you've dissected every single possible path at least five times over.

In the process of this, you actually do find something hidden and it requires jumping off at one point into an area that you really was meant to be a maintenance area that looks like it was totally forgotten about. Or maybe not...

You find this particular secret semi-forgotten area was only recently unearthed. It's pretty boring, actually. Wooden walls, exposed pipes, and such a distinctive lack of those glorious rainbow slides. There's a few forgotten machines but you find one that was recently hidden here and it looks like it wasn't meant to be found. So you decide to take a closer look.

Holy crap. HOLY CRAP! IT'S A TIME MACHINE! peRFECt WAy To DEStrOy THe timE spAcE coNtinUUm!!! Except it's got funky wires, doohickeys, gadgets, and little things that tick, beep, click, and whirrrr. In other words, you're not really sure how actually works, but you find a really odd... "shopping list" stuck to the side.

I need...
Free Trial CDs for AOHELL 4.0
The Last Airblunder VHS Tape
Pretendo Virtual Play System

And you think to yourself...

What the fudgin' would anyone want these things for?

You look at the list and then you look back to the Time Machine and you finally find a hatch port that displays a screen and a readout. It looks like the time destination is the... Victorian Age? Nothing about it makes sense, but you wonder what might happen if you just happen to bring these... weird items over here.

{Time Transport Machine to the Victorian Age: Post-It Note for Free Trial CDs for AOHell 4.0 AND Post-It Note for The Last Airblunder VHS Tape AND Post-It Note for Pretendo Virtual Ploy System}

It's really just too weird not to try out. Like sticking a fork in an outlet! NOTE: Neo Emolga Inc. does not advocate the partaking of this activity.

Eh, well, you figure you don't have these things yet, so might as well get back to those RAINBOW SLIDES!

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ACTION TWO!

Due to your unhealthy addiction to RAINBOW SLIDES! you decide to keep going for more! You suddenly realize you're developing a strong reaction of rainbow butt due to the sheer overuse of sliding around on RAINBOW SLIDES!

Fueled by your psychotic addiction for more rainbow slides, you also keep going around and around on these colorful slidey slides like you're playing Mario Kart's Rainbow Road track until your head explodes and your paws fall off and your car registration expires. Because you've got to find all the hidden areas. Because you would bring shame and disgrace upon your Pikachu family name if you committed profane sacrilege if you came upon this holy rainbow-colored place and left an area unexplored.

Well, you find a hidden truck underneath one of the rainbow slides that looks like it was stashed here to keep something secret. You notice there's something familiar about it! No, not more rainbows, but instead... starry things! You try to open it but darn it, it's locked. But with a magical star emblem by the funky keyhole! You take note of that.

{Locked Magician Trunk: Magical Star Emblem}

Oooooh, you wonder what might be inside this puppy! Maybe an entrance to even more rainbow slides! Maybe not, but who knows! (I do, muah ha ha ha)

You decide to head back to Peep base, proud that you have glided and rainbowfied your Pikachu rear today! Truly the mark of a grand hero! Your grandchildren will be so proud of that wondrous, colorful rear you now have!

Soren the Rainbow-Butted Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans