The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Well at least that pink stuff has stopped raining from the sky.

Interview (19) Hude the Spoink

Time for that caffeine rush!

Interview (67) Vezy the Misdreavus

ACTION ONE!

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, INTIMIDATING
+Intimidation (Ghost VS Psychic)

You prowl around, search online, and find out that Hude the Spoink works late at the Shut Up and Sleep Hotel. You feel like pestering him tonight, so let's go!

You find Hude bouncing around and easily distracted by the lights hanging from the ceiling though they've been there for years and haven't done anything besides turn off and turn on. He just seems so fantasized by them, as if they're celestial spheres that serve as gateways to magical fantasy worlds of purple Horseas and magical tutus. And he so badly wants one of those magic tutus and call himself Princess Puddingpop.

Drooling, he looks to you and suddenly feels very nervous. He even starts to cry! You've butchered his fantasy and dragged him back to reality with your imposing presence! You then ask him about the SQUAWKERS and the ravaging terror and disgrace they have brought upon Hude and his whole family.

"NOOOOOOWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" Hude screams.

Immediately, he struggles, winces, freaks out, and then tries to concentrate. Suddenly... "Ffftttttt." He farts, and suddenly it's like all the pain and heartache in his life suddenly washes away. He then lets out another, and it's just so filled with euphoric feelings to him. He bounces faster in sudden jubilation as if nothing can stop him now, and you grimace, wondering if someone messed up and should have created Hude as a Stunky but ran out of Stunky-creating supplies and knew if they told their manager, they would have been fired from... well, wherever.

"Squawkers," you ask Hude again, trying to dumb down your conversation in hopes maybe that might get him to understand. "Hude know? Know some?"

But he just farts again and you decide to just go before the smell overpowers your gag reflexes.

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ACTION TWO!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Ghost)

That experience with Hude was awful, so you decide to search around town to see if there's someone who might be slightly saner. You seek out Vezy, and you learn from her location that she's actually on vacation at the Hangry Fans Hotel. You find her in the Hangry Fans Hotel lobby where she's watching something silly on TV. Looks like a cartoon where friendly forest Pokémon are smashing each other with oversized weapons.

"Oh hey there!" Vezy exclaims to you, happy to see a fellow Ghost type.

You introduce yourself to her and she smiles, floating around in a circle. You then ask if she might know anything about the Squawkers and if she's seen anything weird besides... the more obvious things around town.

"They told me this was a great vacation spot!" Vezy laughs. "Okay, only kidding, I can tell it used to be. Half the beach around town is sugar now, but thankfully the areas around the hotel I'm staying at are okay. Meanwhile, I wanted to check out Bave and Duster's but the whole place is completely mucked up! This whole stupid thing with these Squawkers is just lame."

"Anyway, I saw something weird outside of the hotel," Vezy tells you. "There was this pit of muddy water just sitting there, as if it was just waiting for some distracted Pokémon to fall into it! Looked like a well or a really big pothole. I was like 'what the heck is this doing here someone clean this stupid thing up' but heck, at the end of the day I just didn't care. But there was this weird object at the bottom of the well. I tried to take a closer look but I couldn't make it out. Eh, who knows? I guess someone could drain it. Maybe a grass type would actually enjoy that. Ha!"

"Oh, and I had lunch at the Wacky Wok today and there was something weird there as well," Vezy informs you. "Someone's really odd or just... stupid with their flavored fortune cookies. I mean the flavor is cool. I ate one that was strawberry and another that was chocolate! So much more awesome than the normal fortune cookies that taste like old books. But it's the stupid fortunes inside! They're always talking about some weirdo named 'Al.' Who the fudge is Al? Who cares? The two I got were 'when he's up at bat Al sure doesn't like his Attack stat' and 'I'd love to tell you why but oh I can't because Al can't learn Fly.' Like who cares!? What happened to my fortune? Nothing makes sense in this town."

"Well, hopefully tomorrow will be a bit more fun!" Vezy giggles. "I'm heading to the beach again and I think I'll go somewhere else for breakfast. I know, the town is under a state of emergency but I don't work six months as a pharmacist and then use my only vacation time to have it wasted on just panicking!"

"Oh hey, before I forget, there's this weird thing I found too," she tells you, handing you a strange glowing sphere of light. "Check it out!"

You hold it for a moment, and it reminds you of... doggies. Courageous, noble doggies. You suddenly well up with a feeling of pride, but you feel this would be significantly higher if you just happened to be more like a dog. Like Growlithe, Houndour, or Rockruff. But you still get an honorable feeling out of it anyway.

Item [Honor of Doggo] has been added to the Team Pile!

"Isn't it weird!?" Vezy laughes. "I don't get it either! But hey, you seem like a cool guy, so keep it! I sure don't need it and I have no clue what to do with it! Don't ask where I found it. Well, okay, I found a gift box on the beach and I, well, I couldn't help it, I unwrapped it. And that's what was inside! I mean I was really hoping it would be money or a Staryubucks gift card, but eh, it's all good."

"It was nice meeting you, Madder!" Vezy smiles. "We should hit the beach sometime together! Have a nice and spooky night!"

She then glides away, giggling as she decides to head back up to her room.

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking