The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

I'll go search the (52) The Itchy Snitch Hotel Construction Site and go stealth mode on 69 Unce the Treecko [D/N] M, your friendly neighboorhood ninja away!

ACTION ONE!

You decide to see what's going on at the Itchy Snitch Hotel construction site tonight. The great thing is no one seems to be around and if you really wanted to dress up like a burrito and flop around in a giant bowl of guacamole and sour cream, no one would notice... your... weird... passion.

It seems like they only just started construction here and they still have a ways to go. And with all that nonsense that's going on around town with the Squawkers, they're probably not rushing to get this done only to have it turned into a gingerbread house. Or they got treated to free pizza and kind of forgot what they were doing previously.

You search around the site and hmm, you don't think you and the rest of the Peeps may need steel beams, plywood, cement mix, metal tubes, wires, and all that other fun construction stuff unless you were looking to make your own hotel. Using other Pokémon's supplies! Wouldn't it be funny if they were actually cool with that? Yeah... no. Although maybe that would just turn into your own gingerbread house once the Squawkers give it that special treatment.

You find a few things that might be more useful to the Peeps! And guess what? No one will probably notice they're gone. You find a can of Anti-Rust solution which hey, you never know. Ever since that incident where you left your bike out in the rain and... yeah, you don't want to recall that. Not happy memories. Even the little bike bell didn't work. That was tragic to your six-year-old self.

You also find some great screws by "Screwloose!" Because as the slogan goes, "when you're feeling a little extra screwy... SCREWLOOSE!"

Items ["The Rust is Bust" Anti-Rust Solution] and [Screwloose Screws] have been added to the Team Pile!

You don't find too much else that might be helpful. Seems like they don't leave too much laying around either! So you decide to go stalk out Unce now. That seems like fun!

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ACTION TWO!

You feel suspicious about Unce. You throw on your extra special ninja gear and go into full Stalker mode on Unce, just without the extra murder. You never know about those Treeckos. Always seems like they're up to no good. Especially that one. You know that one. The one that thought it was funny to steal your car keys and then try and sell them back to you. That's like... ransom. Of course you bonked him on the head with a fifty ton sledgehammer and while none of this actually happened, it once did in a dream and that kind of vengeance felt really warm and fuzzy.

Still, you don't forget that and you drive up in your stakeout van, get your Nanotron Military Satellite uplink going, and you go so nuts on Unce that the NSA would shiver if they knew.

Dio has gone completely ninja stealth on Unce and will soon know everything about him, his family, his car, how bad he is at driving, and the entire soundtrack of songs he sings in the shower after the Day 2 Day Cycle!

You didn't forget your coffee either!

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

Sugar rush!

This seems like a perfect time for a Fitness Workout!

Then I think I'll go and open the {Tactical Weapons Locker: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Steel Type+} at the Police Station.

Oh you know it, fam.

ACTION ONE!

Turns out, GUESS WHAT SQUAWKERS!? You don't care for cuteness, so you go into frenzied FITNESS WORKOUT mode because you know working out is great for your health and shaking off that annoying glitter and chibi whatever stuff. Nah, not you, toots!

Fírnen's Overwhelming Cuteness has dropped by 2 Points!

You feel better already and a bit more badass. Now you're ready to take on the world!

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ACTION TWO!

You head over to the police station to see what's in that locker before it becomes nothing but delicious chocolate gunk. Oh, and speaking about that chocolate gunk...

@Creamy Layer Cake Deliciousness - GROUND (+3 Belly)@

Fírnen's Belly stat has gone up by 3 Points!

It's delicious! It's really messy but you spoil yourself silly like a spoiled child and you take a nice big bite out of that stuff. Mmmmmm. Okay, back to work.

You head downstairs and you find that Tactical Weapons Locker. Hmm, you take a look at it and...



You take a look at the lock and even though you've never actually picked one of these things before, you take a paper clip and you get to work on that nonsense with your shenanigans even though this isn't realistic in the slightest but it works because you've warped the context. That's just awesome!

{Tactical Weapons Locker: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Steel Type+}

You pick the lot with little experience besides what you've learned in Skyrim and somehow that's enough. You throw open the door and there's some neat stuff inside!

%Soda Pop Gun (+1 DMG)% has been added to the Team Pile!

You have a feeling this might have been something a bit more substantial before the Squawkers came, but it still works and shoots soda pop! Oh, and...

%Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
has been added to the Team Pile!

Well, it looks like both of these didn't entirely survive the Squawker nonsense, but they're still good to some degree! You take those goodies with you and get out of there before the ceiling comes down, burying you in chocolate, forcing you to have to eat your way out! That just can't be good from a nutritional standpoint!

Fírnen the Incredible Silvally (L: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans