Quote Originally Posted by Shruikan View Post
Sugar rush!

This seems like a perfect time for a Fitness Workout!

Then I think I'll go and open the {Tactical Weapons Locker: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Steel Type+} at the Police Station.
Oh you know it, fam.

ACTION ONE!

Turns out, GUESS WHAT SQUAWKERS!? You don't care for cuteness, so you go into frenzied FITNESS WORKOUT mode because you know working out is great for your health and shaking off that annoying glitter and chibi whatever stuff. Nah, not you, toots!

Fírnen's Overwhelming Cuteness has dropped by 2 Points!

You feel better already and a bit more badass. Now you're ready to take on the world!


ACTION TWO!

You head over to the police station to see what's in that locker before it becomes nothing but delicious chocolate gunk. Oh, and speaking about that chocolate gunk...

@Creamy Layer Cake Deliciousness - GROUND (+3 Belly)@

Fírnen's Belly stat has gone up by 3 Points!

It's delicious! It's really messy but you spoil yourself silly like a spoiled child and you take a nice big bite out of that stuff. Mmmmmm. Okay, back to work.

You head downstairs and you find that Tactical Weapons Locker. Hmm, you take a look at it and...



You take a look at the lock and even though you've never actually picked one of these things before, you take a paper clip and you get to work on that nonsense with your shenanigans even though this isn't realistic in the slightest but it works because you've warped the context. That's just awesome!

{Tactical Weapons Locker: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Steel Type+}

You pick the lot with little experience besides what you've learned in Skyrim and somehow that's enough. You throw open the door and there's some neat stuff inside!

%Soda Pop Gun (+1 DMG)% has been added to the Team Pile!

You have a feeling this might have been something a bit more substantial before the Squawkers came, but it still works and shoots soda pop! Oh, and...

%Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
has been added to the Team Pile!

Well, it looks like both of these didn't entirely survive the Squawker nonsense, but they're still good to some degree! You take those goodies with you and get out of there before the ceiling comes down, burying you in chocolate, forcing you to have to eat your way out! That just can't be good from a nutritional standpoint!

Fírnen the Incredible Silvally (L: Normal)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans