The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

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#80 Fírnen the Silvally has been turned into a delicious and adorable layer cake by the Squawkers!!!
My condolences, @Shruikan.

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 44 Paradise Parking Lot!

It was a cute and snowy night, and while this parking lot was notorious for already being stuffed with grape and cherry tasty cakes, a new addition had been added tonight!

Wedge was examining the happy-looking Silvally-shaped layer cake, and while it was unusual, it seemed quite odd that before being transformed into this state, Fírnen looked completely overjoyed! As if he wanted this his whole life and had finally achieved self-actualization in the most epic form possible!

"This has to be some kind of hypnosis," Wedge growled. "No one in their right mind would be thrilled about this. What do you make of it, Biggs?"

And just as the Machamp turned to look at his Lopunny police sheriff companion, he noticed the Lopunny had already stuffed a mouthful of cherry cake in his bunny mouth.

"Mmmf?" Biggs asked before coming to his senses and quickly swallowing his impromptu midnight snack. "Oh, right! I'm sure he'd love a goodnight kiss!"

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!" Wedge shouted back at Biggs.

"Yey, kithes!" Vivi cheered, jumping up and down with a mouth full of grape-flavored cake.

"You two better get with the program before I decide to kill something!" Wedge growled. "Take photos, take notes, at least do something!"

"Gee whiz, little dude," Biggs laughed with a smile. "Okay, okay, I'll do it! This'll be fun!"

The sheriff Lopunny then leaned down besides the Silvally cake, made a cake angel in the ground, and then took a selfie of himself smiling and winking besides the cake using his phone. Wedge never facepalmed so hard before.

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
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(31) Slippy Bleeps National Central City State Memorial Municipal Park has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!