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Let's go search tippy toes park (16a) West Side!
Yes! Let's!

But as soon as you step out the front door...!

Madder gains 1 point of Belly from the tasty Chocolate Rain!

Yes, there's more of this tonight! And it's delicious just like this morning's downpour! See, no madman assassin is too hardcore to turn down free chocolate!

You head over to the Tippy Toes Park West Side, where it seems most Pokémon aren't enjoying the out of doors today because of the rain! Aww. I mean come on, it's just a little rain! You can still walk, ride a unicycle, do a handstand, do a breakdance, and do your makeup in the rain! What's wrong with these Pokémon!?

Well, that just means you have the whole park to yourself now! You go exploring and check out every park bench, bush, tree, and even nibble on a few stray acorns just to see if there's anything special to them.

You find one interesting discovery under a park bench of what looks like a salsa jar with a key fob inside! How peculiar! You try to open it and huh, it doesn't budge. You turn a little harder, but it's not working and it's totally stuck! What the hell!? Okay, you take a deep break, turn on RAGE MODE, and TWIST THE PSYCHOSIS OUT OF THAT THING, screaming in full, feral fury as your finest barbarian war cry of domination!

No dice. It just leaves you gasping for air. Well, you try throwing it on the ground to just break it open, but what the... that doesn't work either! It just bounces around without even a crack! You really want those keys inside because you're sure they go to something really important! You're then convinced that the only way to get this blasted, stupid thing open is to use LUDICROUS AMOUNT OF POWER OVERWHELMING AND POSSIBLY A FEW CHEAT CODES. But for now you decide to just take it with you until you can figure out how to get this idiotic thing open!

Container [Insane Tightly-Secured Salsa Jar: Use of the Six Infinity Stones AND Use of the Seven Dragon Balls AND Use of the Triforce] has been added to the Team Pile!

You search out the rest of the park trying to see if there's any other goodies and nonsense to find, but it seems like that's pretty much it and if there was any money left laying around, well, it's probably long covered with chocolate by now. Which reminds you, it would be nice to take a shower to wash all this chocolately gunk off.

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking