Quote Originally Posted by Shruikan View Post
Well, that was certainly an experience... I now know what it is to be strawberry flavoured...

I'll search (25) Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament. Knights & murder mysteries sounds perfectly safe... Yeah, on second thought maybe not so safe. But still worth seraching.
Fírnen gains 1 point of Belly from the tasty Chocolate Rain!

While it takes a bit for you to get used to your new extra fluffy Cinccino form, you still find chocolate is delicious. Some things never change!

You head over to Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament, where it's an odd mix of Medieval knights, murder mysteries, and puzzles, jousting, and tasty meals where they don't give you silverware to simulate the Medieval feel. Of course, that doesn't a few sneaks from smuggling in their own plastic utensils.

You begin your search in the dining hall, where everything is dimly-lit from flickering LED "torches" and "candles" on the chandeliers, the tables and chairs are all made of heavy wood, the decor is very Medieval-looking, and the costumed characters are all putting on the act. You find the guests are already halfway through dinner, where a dimwitted Ursaring named Knight Snoozer and his Squire Boober the Chespin trying to figure out who murdered Princess Squeakytea the Braixen and the guests are constantly being interrupted in the middle of dinner to solve a puzzle or play some silly game to get clues. And they're being timed as a big clock is in the center of the Medieval-themed dining room to indicate how much time they have left to guess who among fifteen silly Medieval characters is the culprit. You're not too sure about this whole idea considering you can either try to solve the murder and give up your dinner, or screw the whole thing and just eat like you originally intended. It's just pure chaos all around.

You don't find anything really of value, but you decide to check ahead of everyone else and scope out the gift shop, where there's plenty of really overpriced goodies like a Dragonite in a sleuthing uniform or even the pewter plates they were using in the dining hall if you really want to take the experience home with you or if you want to try cooking your own chicken fajitas on it. And there's silly costumes to buy, kids toys, and that kind of nonsense, but something really weird stands out to you among everything else.

$[Destiny Ritual Instructions] 400 Snax$

It's a book with what REALLY looks like some kind of divine ritual instructions and explanations, though it's really cryptic. Still, this book, the cover, the design, it all clues you in that this really is not just a fictitious creation and this is definitely not some hoax.

Well, crap, just when you think this is some kind of joke, this thing actually really looks authentic and really doesn't look like it was even supposed to be for sale, especially not in this kind of shop. Thing is, everyone here probably thinks it's a ruse when you know it has to be for something important. Because of course, why else would I be highlighting it!?

You decide you might come back for it later once you get the cash.

Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans