The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

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#33 Grootz the Trevenant was turned into a bowl of star, heart, music note, and Trevenant pasta shapes by the Squawkers!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 21 DeeeBeee Memorial Park!

It was the end of the line for Grootz. Fate had been unkind, his hourglass had run out and had a sudden spasm attack, and the threads of time had twisted themselves into a double pretzel square note. Standing over the transformed ghost tree was none other than his best friend Wocketz the Zigzagoon.

"I called him idiot," Wocketz sobbed. "I called him a moron. All because all he ever said was 'I am Grootz!' It isn't supposed to work like this! I can't make a baby Grootz from this stuff!"

"There, there, little friend," Biggs the Lopunny compassionately patted the raccoon Pokémon. "I'm sure he's in a better place now. Maybe he's off flying in Happy Happy land or enjoying the splendor and happiness of Yippie-Dilly-Dee World. The place where all good Pokémon want to go, where it's Christmas all the time! Every day!"

He then looked up to Wedge, who was not looking very thrilled about the situation.

"Are you done?" Wedge asked with a growl. "If you don't know the answer, you're better off not saying anything at all!"

"Oh, oh, MMMMM!!" Vivi squealed with happiness as she swallowed another helping of what used to be a tree now turned ice cream. "This mint chocolate chip ice cream is to die for!!"

"Oh, I couldn't!" Biggs laughed at the idea as he looked all around him. "No, no, don't tempt me! I saw some fat Dragonite eating this stuff earlier and I swore he makes a Snorlax look like an anorexic supermodel! I know like ten fat Pokémon in this town and he's four of them!"

"What about Grootz!?" Wocketz sobbed again. "Does anyone even care besides me!?"

Wedge the Machamp rolled his eyes in frustration and decided to question Wocketz himself.

"Do you remember what you said to him last?" Wedge asked the Zigzagoon. "What was he doing before... this happened?"

"He used to love this park!" Wocketz sobbed. "Well, he still did, though he liked it more before it was this. This stupid ice cream!"

Wocketz threw his paws down, unintentionally splattering ice cream all over his face and into his open mouth. He tasted it and blinked twice.

"Ohh," he muttered. "Yeah, actually, it is pretty good."

"I TULD VU SUOOOO!" Vivi tried to talk with her mouth full.

"No, please!" Biggs laughed. "I've got to watch my figure! I can't afford to be a chubby bunny!"

"Let's go before I stuff your faces with a knuckle sandwich," Wedge told Biggs and Vivi, grabbing them both and dragging them away from the crime scene. "For once I'd like to do an investigation where you two clowns have already graduated kindergarten."

#33 Grootz the Trevenant's stuff has been transferred over to #34 Wocketz the Zigzagoon!

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
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(12) Shut Up And Sleep Hotel has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!