The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[VeloJello]

Hm, let's see what else the townsfolk know...

Interview 64 Zezzyzee the Togekiss

[Neo Emolga]

just realized this here :3

I'm going to use the #[Magical Star Trunk Key] on the {Locked Magician Trunk: Magical Star Emblem} in.....*sighs and looks at the rainbow colors still on my butt* (27b) MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES!!!!

Let's just hope my tail doesn't turn a rainbow color....or worse *shudders*

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WERE EVER GOING TO CATCH THAT!

*Ahem.* Back to the show.

You decide to head back for MOAR RAINBOW SLIDES and you decide to see what goodies that Magician Trunk is hiding! So you take that lovely [Magical Star Trunk Key] and oh yes, no one disarmed this little bugger yet, did they?

#Extra Shiny Sparkles! - PSYCHIC (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 36 out of 100:
FAILED!

Soren gained 2 extra points of Overwhelming Cuteness to look EVEN MORE PIKA-CUTE!

If you're trying to win awards for most adorable Pikachu ever, well, you're definitely in the running. Especially with your rainbow posterior! It really adds a nice touch!

You take the key to the hidden trunk and you eagerly await to see what's inside like a kid opening up the biggest Christmas present in the pile! Once it's unlocked, you rub your Pika paws in anticipation!

#[Magical Star Trunk Key] Extra Shiny Sparkles! - PSYCHIC (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been used up!

You throw open the lid and there's a interesting hat inside! I mean, it looks like a classic magician top hat with stars on the outside and... oh, little secret compartments in the inside. Sneaky sneaky! Though that kind of spoils the illusion, doesn't it? Yeah, there's even a silly fake rose hidden in one of them. Cheesy!

["Magical" Hat] has been added to the Team Pile!

But wait, there's more!

You sift through the useless clutter and find an interesting bag of magical powder! Actually wait, this is probably even more magical than the hat is. What do ya know! You take a closer look and it's a brown, puffy-like powder with a note on it.

"Cabbiz, this stuff actually works and will turn your volunteer participant into a Buneary. Just make sure to end the show and run before they expect you to change them back!"

Boy, the ethics of magicians these days...

~[Magical Buneary Powder (Changes you into a Buneary)]~ has been added to the Team Pile!

You take it anyway in case someone gets bored and feels like having some bouncing Buneary fun instead! Or if they get turned into something grim. Really, would you rather be a stinky Trubbish or a fluffy Buneary? I know what you'd pick!

You decide to head back to Peep base with a skip in your step and a whistle on your lips!

Soren the Rainbow-Butted Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 9/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

My cuteness is too high, so I'm going to stay in today.

(treating it as a Fitness Workout since it never hurts, is better than passing, and YES, reduces the cuteness!)

You decide to take a break today and sleep in, but then you suddenly get the itch to PUMP IRON and hulk out, slam a punching bag, incinerate a target dummy, plan world domination, play checkers with a Pachirisu, make lemonade, roll around, run the New York City marathon, and build a fort of cardboard boxes and then lay siege to your own fort using a stepladder and two of your favorite Patrat helpers. They even came dressed in barbarian gear! Such glorious conquest and physical activity has made you more badass!

Carly's Overwhelming Cuteness nonsense has been reduced by 2 points!

You're feeling better already! You growl and roar and decide to name yourself "Fiendslayer" for the day!

Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

[Neo Emolga]

Hm, let's see what else the townsfolk know...

Interview 64 Zezzyzee the Togekiss

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Flying)

You find Zezzyzee the Togekiss works as a personal trainer at the Get Buffed! Exercise Club over at the Sippy Side Sunny Shoreline Shiny Store Series. She actually seems like quite the badass and is currently making a Jolteon work his butt off! She keeps him going until he lands flat on his face, unable to do another push-up!

She then looks to you and smiles. She's got that badass, twinkle in her eyes that would make most timid Pokémon just outright PANIC.

"Ah, fresh meat!" She exclaims with a dark smile before composing herself. "Ha, only kidding! You seem like a nice, strong butt-kicker that would love a good workout! So, what can Zezzyzee do for you?"

You explain you're here to figure out what's going on with the Squawkers and to get the latest scoop on what she might know about them. Zezzyzee nods, knowing all too well about what's been going on around town.

"Sweet Lugia, you have NO IDEA," Zezzyzee laughs. "Just about every day I get some chump or goon looking like they ate a Snorlax and washed that down with a pool of chocolate milkshake goo. Hasn't stopped me from getting even the flabbiest Pokémon back into shape! Of course, for a little coinage. Say, if you're ever in the mood for a crazy and intense workout, here's what I offer!"

She then shows you a list of exercises and workout programs she has to offer.

GET BUFFED! EXERCISE PACKAGES
$=Full Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness Purge= (Resets everything to 0) 500 Snax$
$=Colossus Titan Workout (+1 MAX Belly & Overwhelming Cuteness Permanent Buff) 1000 Snax$
$=Ragebeast Hangry Cerberus Hatred and Lothing Blackest of Infernal Doom Workout (+2 MAX Belly & Overwhelming Cuteness Permanent Buff) 1800 Snax$

Not cheap, but definitely faster and more effective than anything else you've seen around Booplesnoot.

"I know of two Squawkers," Zezzyzee tells you after you've looked over the services she offers. "Al is one of them. Simple name, but he talks in riddles and is just making a lot of Pokémon around town really confused. I know because somehow he's rigged fortune cookies with hints. Alone, they don't make sense, they rhyme, and they're kind of stupid. Like one that I saw just said 'now you and I can have a toast for sweet ol' Al isn't a ghost." Okay, makes no sense, but I realized that if you start adding all these clues together, they're ruling out who ISN'T Al. Combine enough of these dumb clues and you may get to the bottom of who it really is. I mean I'd try it but I'm darn busy trying to keep this entire town in shape after half the city got turned into candy goo!"

"The other Squawker I know of is Banananana," Zezzyzee informs you. "Boy, what a stupid name that is. I've overheard three of my members mentioning that name and it doesn't look like they talked to each other. Then I know there's a Squawker that deals heavily with rainbows and another that seems to have a cookie addiction, but that's about all that I've overheard."

"Oh, and talk to Wedge if you get the chance," Zezzyzee says to you. "He's the only cop with a brain and he works out here all the time, especially considering the police training area is now chocolate goo. I mean really, Biggs and Vivi are sweet and kind Pokémon, but they're idiots and don't know what they're doing."

"Anyway, nice chatting with ya!" Zezzyzee smiles to you before she decides break time for her exhausted Jolteon trainee is over. "Come on by whenever you feel like getting really BUFF!"

You've discovered 64 Zezzyzee the Togekiss has the Hardcore Parkour Perky!

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour