#38 Jinkies the Mareanie was turned into a Pokémon Trading Card Game card by the Squawkers!

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 14 Booplesnoot Police Station!

Jinkies had a wonderful life and it all lead up to her just becoming a piece of cardboard. She studied hard in school, got straight As, spent years searching for a job, settled with becoming a Tal-Mart Greeter, and even enjoyed many occasions of hanging the "Closed" sign on the bathrooms just for funsies.

"Wow!" Vivi exclaimed upon seeing Jinkies now as a TCG card. "Bail Out AND Rain Splash! I mean that's... that's..."

"That's awful!" Biggs exclaimed in traumatic horror. "That's not even a good card! And all this chocolate layer cake has gotten the card itself kinda grimy."

"Oh no!" Vivi sobbed. "What little value it had just went down now that it's not even in mint condition!"

Meanwhile, if Wedge the Machamp had hair, it all would have been ripped out by now.

"Sorry, Jinkies, but you're so not going into my deck!" Biggs shook his head.

It was then that Biggs decided it would be a good idea to actually take some pictures and collect evidence, like Jinkies's bag, her wallet, her MP3 player, her phone, her skin cream, her odd collection of colorful post-it notes, and of course her toothbrush.

#38 Jinkies the Mareanie's stuff has been transferred over to #24 Biggs the Lopunny!

"Do you think the next of kin might want to use her card?" Vivi asked. "I mean like, once it's been wiped off and all? Though imagine if she gets beat up in the card game and-"

"DO YOU EVER STOP?" Wedge snarled. "Put it in the evidence bag and be done with it!"

"Wow-wee, grouchy grouchy!" Vivi replied, doing as Wedge requested. "Sounds like someone needs spa treatment to lighten up!"

"Oooh, oooh, I know just the place!" Biggs laughed. "We should go sometime! All three of us! They even have a first time customer bonus! And I'm sure Wedge hasn't been there before!"

"AND THERE'S A GOOD REASON FOR THAT!" Wedge shouted.

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
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(46) Channel 318739 News Station has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!