Quote Originally Posted by Shruikan View Post
For my first action I'll do some working out, for the very likely senario that I fall into another trap.
Then for my second, I'll go talk to 57 Mooker the Slowbro.
FIRST ACTION!

Eww. The Squawkers have slapped you with a little more flab and fab and that's no good! You decide to break out into THRASHMASTER SAVAGE FERAL MAYHEM STATE and as a result, you defy logic and science and even as a little Cinccino (actually, you're average-sized for a Cinccino), you throw a tractor, chew on some granite, break a Nokia phone using legendary Grandmaster Kung Fu, and materialize your very own ANGELRAZOR SWORD and chop up a random demon into so many pieces and bits that there's not enough left of him to make gravy. Why, such fantastical physical activity and badassery is working its magic!

Fírnen broke science and logic, thus shaving off 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You feel odd, but fantastic! You do a dance, you wink, you taunt, you score a touchdown! The crowd cheers! Your approval rating has gone up by 71.37% and have gained 8,424 new followers on Twitter!


SECOND ACTION!

You wanna chat with Mooker! Maybe he has something funny and zany to say! You'd like that!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Same Evolution Stage

You find Mooker works as a bellhop at the Silver Orange Hotel! He's very nicely dressed and you watch him load those frilly luggage carts with ease that makes it clear he's been doing this for... too long. He helps a married Drilbur couple check into the hotel by helping them with their bags, and it seems like they try to have an intelligent conversation with him, but Mooker just nods and let's his tongue hang out like it's a doll's pull string and it will make him say something silly. He drools a bit. They decide not to tip.

You then approach Mooker, wondering if he has anything interesting to say. You introduce yourself as the prestigious Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino and he applauds and then asks when you're having lunch, though it's well into the evening. You begin to believe Mooker might have forgotten to eat.

You then ask Mooker about the Squawkers, and he begins to act like a Chatot! He sings a song about raisins, haircuts, and teepees, and then acts like you're interviewing him on a famous talk show called Chatter Channel! You nod, trying to play along like it's a moronic game of charades. You then role-play yourself as the famous detective Schnoz, and Mooker nods again. You ask, "have you seen anything bizarre, Mooker?"

He does five jumping jacks and then hands you a card. You bow and take it respectfully.

[Disguised Card Key #2 $500 Snax$ Gift Card to Appleknee's] has been added to the Team Pile!

You have no idea how Mooker came to be in possession of such a thing, but you figure whatever. It's yours now!

He then starts humming "Do You Want to Build a Snowman" and painfully, that song gets stuck in your head. Yes, you hear it! He giggles, and then decides to try and swallow a watermelon whole. You decide to let him know you need to head off to go catch a plane because your IQ feels threatened.

Off you go!

Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans